40 Things That Only Happen In Movies

7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.

and it will NOT be dissarmed before 1-2 seconds. Though Ive seen as high as 5. lol.

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20. All single women have a cat.

no, after the age of 25, this one is true

=®TheCoolerKing is a (older than) 25 old woman?

52. At the end the heroe gets the girl and takes her at a calm place where they show each other true love forever !!!

53) When a guy, wearing a jeans, gets into his car, he never gets his balls twisted or stuck inside his jeans. So, he never needs to "free up" his balls (with a face of big releave).

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20. All single women have a cat.

no, after the age of 25, this one is true

=®TheCoolerKing is a (older than) 25 old woman?




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I-love-girls is just fishing for some self pics

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Originally posted by ®TheCoolerKing

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20. All single women have a cat.

no, after the age of 25, this one is true

=®TheCoolerKing is a (older than) 25 old woman?




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I-love-girls is just fishing for some self pics
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:: Got busted ::

Post them pics!

:: Runs ::

DevilHair[DK] must have a lot of time :-D

this was on of the best thread in have ever see here.. lol

hilarious thread !

And to know, that he has been watching a lot of movies in order to write down everything that happened or didn't happen.
It took him a lot of time, but he did it.

He's really someone to be proud of.

54. When you're finished talkin' on the phone, don't bother with thankin' or sayin' goodbye or take care, just hang up.

those are great..thank you for makin my morning..lol

55. No matter how severe the landing impact (General Lee) the car just keeps on going.

56. The black guy always dies.

57. No matter how fast you run, and how slow the evil monster walks, he WILL beat you to the car, truck, road, clearing, etc.

58. noone ever is deaf after he fired a weapon inside of a hotel room
59. just hold a pillow in front of the gun - noone will hear the shot

This Is All True, Sad But True

60. The phone number is always 555....
61. If the hero has a choice of weapons between an ouzi and a spoon, he will grab the spoon.
62. Fat people are only there to give you clues or make you laugh.

60. whenever someone says "i swear" or "i promise" he´s cheating

61. Even the wierdest looking guys get hot chicks