Webbie The Wise, Oracle Of Olympus, Knows The Answers To All That Ask !

Webbie The Wise is here to answer the questions that are on your mind. The number one answer to the questions concerning me that’s on your mind is, “Never in this lifetime”

Webbie will use her psychic prowess, I Ching, The Tao, joss sticks, astrology, cowshit and tarot cards. The Maven of Mysteries will channel dead poets, philosophers, wino’s and occasionally pull an answer out of her ass.
Yuck, I know, but the truth can be ugly at times.

The answers may not seem relevant at first. Webbie may have answered an unasked question that you need to know. Reflect upon this gift The Oracle gives you and use it to further your ball breaking life.

In Webbie’s vast experience the three most common questions are career, money and love.

A. Career - Will I have a job that satisfies my desires or will I continue to lay around living on the welfare ticket and sponging off relatives.

B. Money - Will I make a ton of money at my life’s work. Will my rich uncle finally die and leave me his fortune. Will I continue to buy lottery tickets in the vain hope I can beat the odds.

C. Love - Will I EVER get laid?!?!?

Whatever troubles your mental acumen, like the Government; I’m here to help.

So lassies and lads, ask away all ye seekers of knowledge. Webbie The Wise awaits your queries.

I have a very large penis..it's girthy, but also very long, and a lot of girls have troubles when I'm giving it to them d-d-d-doggystyle, should I get a penis reduction surgery?

Also, I've been doing a lot of home improvements recently, do you think it's likely I'll accidentally fall of a ladder or electrocute myself in the near future?


Also....nice thread. Fresh and could be interesting. I approve.

Interesting questions and webbie knows the answers.

Penis -I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

accident- I see a cast in your future, catch your limit, limit your catch.

Thank you sir!

Let webbie answer your unasked question.

Hitting the nail on the head indicates a blue collar background.

Be proud of your heritage

PRIDE
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed

I have lofty goals and my wife has substantial desires... I my job, but will I make more than one million in 2009?

Should Honda get a penis reduction surgery? And will he fall off of a ladder, or electrocute himself?

It doesn't look good familyguy.

Webbie the Wise sees a problem in the family

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Should Honda get a penis reduction surgery? And will he fall off of a ladder, or electrocute himself?

To reduce any further would require microsurgery. I am not a doctor but I've played one on ocaision.

Short answer - no

He will fall off the ladder but not to worry about electrocution. The fall will end his existence in this space-time continuum.

Hmm...

Well, most importantly:
How are you?

And then, umm...
Why hasn't Uwe Boll killed himself?
What should I eat today?
Will I find love?
That career one you said.
Why do Tim and Eric keep getting paid?
Who was The Great Mustachio?
How will I die?
Did I make the right decision in buying "Fallout 3"?
Is this too many questions?

Umm... that'll do 'er for now. I think.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Hmm...

Well, most importantly:
How are you?

And then, umm...
Why hasn't Uwe Boll killed himself?
What should I eat today?
Will I find love?
That career one you said.
Why do Tim and Eric keep getting paid?
Who was The Great Mustachio?
How will I die?
Did I make the right decision in buying "Fallout 3"?
Is this too many questions?

Umm... that'll do 'er for now. I think.

YES!

I'm fine going in and out trances takes a toll.
All that rapping can get annoying. I'm more of a Classic R&R girl

love - webbie sees you are not so lucky with the ladies perhaps you should lower your standards


Dining - ramen noodles are always a hit with people that are culinarilly challenged

Tim and Eric - It's not who you know but who you blow.

JACK (I saw Burn's Thread)

Death - You will forget the cease and desist word during a BDSM session

Fallout - No

Please one question at a time

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Originally posted by webbie1

It doesn't look good familyguy.

Webbie the Wise sees a problem in the family

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert

Um, damn. That is troubling. Can you expand any further on the type of discord you foresee o wise one? I guess I now better understand why you said, "the answers may not seem relevant at first. Webbie may have answered an unasked question that you need to know. Reflect upon this gift The Oracle gives you and use it to further your ball breaking life."

I have a pretty important meeting in 10 minutes, will I get what I want from the other side?

Sorry the Oracle had to take a nose powdering break.

Open a separate account, close all existing joint accounts. Change your name and get a tattoo.

Invest in a 1-900 Psychic Hotline Number

You might inadvertently insult the boss's pet project. Avoid any mention of wombats.

Good luck webbie wishes you well



Disclaimer: Advice may or may not be accurate.

Any chance that there are pics of you in WBW? If, per chance, that is you lying next to the toilet above, what sunny southern city might I find that that toilet?

Webbie the Wise does not address personal questions. This thread is about me getting into your business not the other way around.

This once I will answer, all future personal questions will meet an untimely death

pics - Refer to answer number 1, "Never in this lifetime"

Toilet girl- No I'm much older than that

The Southern City might be Hahira, GA

Did I just pass up a fantastic opportunity? Or avoid disaster?

Ooh, I have one...should "I" go with option 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5?

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Did I just pass up a fantastic opportunity? Or avoid disaster?

Webbie The Wise senses that having trouble with the ladies is the root of all your problems.

you avoided disaster this time but in the future try this spell to make someone love you.

Spell to Make a Person fall in Love with You 1. Call person at least thirty times a day. 2. Park outside their house and shut your headlights off. 3. Leave sweet tokens on doorstep (i.e.-roses without petals, a nice headless Barbie doll...). 4. Follow them everywhere they go... careful, they'll try to lose you! 5. Don't worry if they get that silly restraining order, that means the spell is working!

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Ooh, I have one...should "I" go with option 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5?

The Oracle senses a trap. Her first reaction says go with number 2

Wait...

Fuck me running ::makes note not probe this mind ever again::

You are very popular and will soon be visited by a host of admirers.

Quote:

Originally posted by webbie1

Sorry the Oracle had to take a nose powdering break.

Open a separate account, close all existing joint accounts. Change your name and get a tattoo.

Invest in a 1-900 Psychic Hotline Number

You might inadvertently insult the boss's pet project. Avoid any mention of wombats.

Good luck webbie wishes you well



Disclaimer: Advice may or may not be accurate.

Open a separate account (done), close all existing joint accounts (that will almost surely result in gun play but I will obey the sage words of Webbie The Wise, should I suddenly go dark on WBW you will all know that I chose poorly). Change your name and get a tattoo (what if I already have a tattoo with my name?).

Invest in a 1-900 Psychic Hotline Number (I have money in a sportsbook, close enough?)

You might inadvertently insult the boss's pet project (I am my boss, but I think you are right). Avoid any mention of wombats. (wow, that was very hard to do, but I think I pulled it off)

Thank you! May a thousand virgins visit you at Olympus.