The next member to post here.... Installment 2

True, I'm very dyslexic, if it wasn't for spell check, my unreadable posts would be even more unreadable.
The next poster has mistaken shit for Shinola.

false...I've known the difference since George Carlin pointed out there was a difference many years ago.

The next poster has recently (last 12 months) become a parent.

True, he'll be one in Oct.

The next poster has eaten bull balls.

False, but I'm not opposed to trying them. I've heard they are a delicacy.

The next poster has eaten haggis, and if so, enjoyed it.

True and enjoyed it.

The next poster has eaten out his wife's pussy

True - earlier today too!

Next poster is bored and horny

False , not bored , but horny

The next poster had sex today with his/her partner , during the lunchbreak

False, haven't had lunch yet.
The next poster likes Veronica better than Betty.

true...

the next poster believes in zombies

False
The next poster don`t believe mistral , living in Vatican City State

True

The next poster has a court date within 90 days

false,
The next poster is drinking beer

false

The next poster has to mow the lawn today

false, i live in an apartment

the next poster has to do laundry

true, I have 7 people to do laundry for (at least that includes me)

The next poster has family coming over tonight

False (No family)
The next poster will go to a Labor Day Pinic tomorrow...

False,

The next poster doesn't like family get together

true

The next poster missed the first LolDog thread I made...

true

the next poster is very thirsty

true,

The next poster has to take a piss