The next member to post here.... Installment 2

False - I have it.

The next poster goes to the supermarket more than twice a month

false,never if I can help it

the next knows NG's talent

True.

The next knows my real name.

True

The next poster has a cat within five feet of them.

True.
The next can pat their head and rub their tummy simultaneously, whilst humming "God save the Queen'.

Quote:

Originally posted by MeatU2

True.

The next knows my real name.

was hoping for that reply

false,no humming

the next wishes for a nice warm,puppy

False - Cheeto's no puppy, but she's warm and very nice.

The next wants a Christmas puppy... (Red nosed pit pups...)

false,had them,now 16 jack russells

the next would love to have 2 or 6 of them

False, a friend of mone has two of them, a real hand full.

Next poster has farted and blamed it on the dog.

Absolutely true

The next poster has sometimes wondered if their dog just went and ATE a stink bomb

yep,

and the next has ate rougeford cheese plain and liked it

False - Never had it

The next likes fresh mozzarella with salt and pepper

true(the new avy commands me to say)

the next like it w/salt+pepper+pomegranet wine

False, just because I've never had it, but it sounds pretty durn good!
The next poster thought of Johnny Carson as his/her funny TV uncle, and sorely misses him.

True... I was a young adult when I started watching him...

The next poster loves hotdogs at the ballpark...

true and a beer and peanuts


the next got it in the butt last night and liked it

True. Wait...FALSE!
The next poster wishes his/her dog could talk.

True,

The next poster give it to someone in the butt.

true

and the next wonders

false
The next poster has combed their hair with a fork.