The next member to post here.... Installment 2

true(why not?)
next is ready to Puke

true(just the thought of her nude)
next poster is getting drunk right now.

False

The next poster has more than 5 knives (NOT kitchen knives) in their house

true,and 17 guns
the next has none,but wish they could

False, I have many knives and guns...but not too many, because there is no such thing as too many of either (IMHO).

The next poster is suffering from a physical malady...you know a cold, flue, stomach ache, etc., etc., etc,

true - post op recovery

the next poster is drunk

false,
next poster wants to Pamela Anderson tampon

false
The next poster likes " Baywatch"

false - baywatch nights however .....

Next poster has a David Hasselhoff cd

false
The next poster likes Pamela Anderson´s tits

False, mens breasts do nothing for me.
The next poster can fly, like really fly, no machines, or ropes or pullies or anything, he or she, can really fucking fly!!

false,
next poster is really really high

True. Cough syrup with codeine will do that for you.

The next poster is also under the weather

false,
next poster is horny but their partner is sleeping.

False (Meat's still up)

The next poster still has a tamagotchi

False

The next poster still has his/her first computer

false,
next poster has an eMachine

false - what's that?


next poster has tortured a cat

False cat's like the microwave


The next poster thinks honda looks into a mirror every night and says "I am good enough, I am awesome, And by gum everyone likes me"

true


the next watched michael phelps kick ass last night