The next member to post here.... Installment 2

false...thankfully

The next poster has had their home damaged by a jealous ex

True... And she was the one that cheated... Over and over and over...

The next poster has married someone better looking than themselves...

easily true

the next married someone much uglier than themselves

False, I'm still happily not married.

Next poster has an itchy bum hole.

False...at the moment. I'm not afraid to scratch.

The next poster has gone to bed with gorgeous and woke up with less than that.

false,
The next poster just finished playing with Mr. happy.

false...


the next person likes to smell their own feet

False, and if you would smell my feet when I get home from work you would know why

The next poster likes to ride roller coasters while playing cribbage

false


the next poster is so vain that sometimes wax their eyebrows

false

but the next one is...

false


the next has been to cedar point, the best amusement park on the planet

True/False??? Drove past it many years ago, but never went there...So I guess, False...

The next poster wanted to play major league baseball as a kid...

True, who didn't?
The next poster has competed in an eating contest.

False, I was asked by another to join in for corn on the cob but the judges said "No". Stupid, mean bitch.

Next poster use to eat glue when they were alittle kid in grade school.

True, that is why i have this twitch.

Next poster eats grilled banana and peanut butter sandwiches.

False, I've never tried them fried so I guess it's kinda true...

but perhaps the next poster has had a fried one.

False

The next has had a peanut butter and honey sandwich in a bowl of milk.

false


the next person likes to spy on their neighbors when they're having sex

False, not my current neighbors!
The next poster has eaten a billiards ball like an apple.

false, my teeth aren't that strong.

The next poster has been hit by a billiard ball.