An Indian and his grandfather go out hunting. After a bit the grandfather puts his face to the ground listens intently,stands up and scratches his face, and says "Buffalo come" The grandson says " How do you know?" grandpa "Face sticky"
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LABR@T 21 years ago
Q.What do gay guys do on a hot day?
A. Go to the morgue and suck back a couple cold ones.
A. Go to the morgue and suck back a couple cold ones.
DrummerWes81 21 years ago
An old guy goes to the doctor to get examined. The doctor says, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news, you've got cancer and alzheimers." The old guys says, "Well thank God I haven't got cancer."
A 75 year old guy his hair is completely white, marrys a 22 year old girl and knocks her up. Nine months later they're in the maternety ward and the old guy goes up to the nurse and asks, "Well...how'd I do?" The nurse says, "She had twins." The old guy laughs and says, "Well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace!" The nurse says, "Well you better change the filters, both the babies are black."
A Chinese couple is in bed and the husband says, "I want 69!" The wife replies, "Why you want beef and broccoli now??"
A Polish family is sitting in the livingroom when the wife turns to her husband and says, "Let's send the kids outside to P-L-A-Y so we can fuck."
A 75 year old guy his hair is completely white, marrys a 22 year old girl and knocks her up. Nine months later they're in the maternety ward and the old guy goes up to the nurse and asks, "Well...how'd I do?" The nurse says, "She had twins." The old guy laughs and says, "Well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace!" The nurse says, "Well you better change the filters, both the babies are black."
A Chinese couple is in bed and the husband says, "I want 69!" The wife replies, "Why you want beef and broccoli now??"
A Polish family is sitting in the livingroom when the wife turns to her husband and says, "Let's send the kids outside to P-L-A-Y so we can fuck."
9nf529875634 21 years ago
What's an etheopian?
I'm just a stupid dane, bear with me on this one!
I'm just a stupid dane, bear with me on this one!
9nf529875634 21 years ago
It's this pakistanie woman that comes up to the doctor and says: "I think i'm pregnant" the doctor examins her and says its just gas.
The next day she comes again, and he gives her the same answer.
On the third day the husband comes up to the doctor and says: "Do u think my dick is a bicycle pump?"
The next day she comes again, and he gives her the same answer.
On the third day the husband comes up to the doctor and says: "Do u think my dick is a bicycle pump?"
9nf529875634 21 years ago
WARNING: Blond/racist jokes under this point!
Q: How do u make a blond unconsious?
A: U whip ur dick out under a glass table!
Q: How do u keep a blond occupied till u get home?
A: Gives her a paper that says turn on both sides!
Q: Whats the difference between a porsche and a blonde?
A: U don't lend the porsche to ur friends!
Q: How do u keep a spastic occupied?
A: U put him in a barrel and tell him to shit in the corners!
Q1: Whats an accident?
A1: A bus with pakistanies crash and explode!
Q2: Whats a catastrophe?
A2: There were only 10 pakistanies on the bus!
Q: How do u make a blond unconsious?
A: U whip ur dick out under a glass table!
Q: How do u keep a blond occupied till u get home?
A: Gives her a paper that says turn on both sides!
Q: Whats the difference between a porsche and a blonde?
A: U don't lend the porsche to ur friends!
Q: How do u keep a spastic occupied?
A: U put him in a barrel and tell him to shit in the corners!
Q1: Whats an accident?
A1: A bus with pakistanies crash and explode!
Q2: Whats a catastrophe?
A2: There were only 10 pakistanies on the bus!
Ducatti 21 years ago
I'll make a small contribution.
Q: Why do Mexicans suck at the olympics?
A: All the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in the states.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
A: Cuz they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q: An Arab and a Mexican jump off a clif, who dies first?
A: Who cares.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
I don't hate mexicans, it's kinda hard seeing how i'm mexican, I just thought these were funny.
Q: Why do Mexicans suck at the olympics?
A: All the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in the states.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
A: Cuz they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q: An Arab and a Mexican jump off a clif, who dies first?
A: Who cares.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
I don't hate mexicans, it's kinda hard seeing how i'm mexican, I just thought these were funny.
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: 21 years ago
DownTownDaddy 21 years ago
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q: Why do men "break wind" more than women?
A: Because women can't stay quiet long enough to build up the required pressure.
Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q: Why do men "break wind" more than women?
A: Because women can't stay quiet long enough to build up the required pressure.
Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.
CorruptGod 21 years ago
CAUTION HIGHLY RASCIST, IM NOT HERE TO OFFENED JUST TO HUMOR! ENJOY 
Q. Whats a black guy having sex?
A. Rape
Q. Why do black guys have red eyes?
A. Pepper Spray
Q. How do you drown a blond
A. put a mirror on the bottom of the pool and tell her to swim to the bottom
Q. Whats the difference between a black man and batman?
A. Batman can go out at night without robin
Q. Why are black guys strong?
A. Tvs Are getting bigger
Q. What do you say if you see your tv floating off?
A. Drop it nigger
Q. What do you call a white guy surounded by 5,000 black guys?
A. A Warden
Q. If a blond and a burnette jumped off a cliff who would hit the bottom first?
A. Brunette the blond would stop to ask directions
Q. What do you call a black guy with a sheet or tin?
A. Home owner
Q. What do you call a black guy with 10 sheets of tin?
A. realestate agent
Q. Whats long and hard with a black guy?
A. 4th Grade
Q. Why do black guys have the biggest dicks in the 4th grade?
A. cos there 17
Q. Whats long and black?
A. The Welfare Line
Q. Why is stevie wonder always smiling?
A. Cos he doesnt know hes black
Q. Why do black guys have shit in there wallets?
A. I.D.
Q. Whats a black guy having sex?
A. Rape
Q. Why do black guys have red eyes?
A. Pepper Spray
Q. How do you drown a blond
A. put a mirror on the bottom of the pool and tell her to swim to the bottom
Q. Whats the difference between a black man and batman?
A. Batman can go out at night without robin
Q. Why are black guys strong?
A. Tvs Are getting bigger
Q. What do you say if you see your tv floating off?
A. Drop it nigger
Q. What do you call a white guy surounded by 5,000 black guys?
A. A Warden
Q. If a blond and a burnette jumped off a cliff who would hit the bottom first?
A. Brunette the blond would stop to ask directions
Q. What do you call a black guy with a sheet or tin?
A. Home owner
Q. What do you call a black guy with 10 sheets of tin?
A. realestate agent
Q. Whats long and hard with a black guy?
A. 4th Grade
Q. Why do black guys have the biggest dicks in the 4th grade?
A. cos there 17
Q. Whats long and black?
A. The Welfare Line
Q. Why is stevie wonder always smiling?
A. Cos he doesnt know hes black
Q. Why do black guys have shit in there wallets?
A. I.D.
Knighter003 21 years ago
Why are there only two ppl carrying a black man's coffin at his funeral?
Cause there's only 2 handles on a garbage can lol
What do you call two black guys walking down the street?
Robbery in Progress.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers lol
Cause there's only 2 handles on a garbage can lol
What do you call two black guys walking down the street?
Robbery in Progress.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers lol
Psychism 21 years ago
the pool needs to degrade more before I'll submit so far nothing has been offensive
nisPe 21 years ago
A gipsy thriathlon. By walking to the swimming hall and by bike home.
What do you get when you shoot a gipsy on a bike? -Your bike back.
What do you get when you shoot a gipsy on a bike? -Your bike back.
Trey3 21 years ago
a kid is standing at the top of the grand canyon crying.
then a clown walks up and says, whats a matter kid.
the kid says, my parents just fell off the cliff and i think they are dead.
as the clown unzips his pants he says, this just isn't your day is it kid.
then a clown walks up and says, whats a matter kid.
the kid says, my parents just fell off the cliff and i think they are dead.
as the clown unzips his pants he says, this just isn't your day is it kid.
ezupk 21 years ago
...? didnt really get i trey, and if i did get it, it wasnt all that funny. sorry 
DWreck 21 years ago
what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothin , you already told her twice
nothin , you already told her twice
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