monty python

Just post anything you like about monty python.


BRIAN!!! PUT THAT WELSH TART DOWN!

This is my kind of topic....

"How bout a little bit of peril..."
"No, No, much too perilous"
"I bet you're gay"
"No Im Not"

(From the "Chaste" scene, where they meet the virgins)

No one suspects the spainish inquisition......

Crucifixion? Yeees.. To the left, one cross each.

We are the knights who say Ni!

SHRUBBERY!

Throw the Holy Handgrenade!!

ahhh shut up big nose! where you come from, nose city? (but you have got a big nose)

QUOTE (Throw the Holy Handgrenade!!)
1...2....5!! No 3 Sir!!

Biggus Dickus

IT`S THE KILLER RABBIT!!!

Fweee Woderwick for he is a wobber and a wapist!

And Fwederwick!

bring out your dead! (gong)

Wink-wink, nodge-nodge

Ya know, ay, ay?

its only a model....
shhh

He's got teeth as big as a... Look at his... Look at da bones!

:: horribly quoted that ::

old woman
man
sorry man
im not old
what?
im 37, thats not old

But I just payed you five quit!

No you didn´t

Yes I did

No you didn´t

Yes I did

Well, anyway your time is up!

No it isn´t

Yes it is

No it isn´t

We build a really big horse, and they´ll bring it in to their castle!

Great idea!