Lumberjack Song
Well the weather for the whole area will continue much the same as the past few days. Temperatures 17 centigrade, that's 49 fahrenheit. Winds will freshen later tonight to Southwest, force 607. And there will be showers, sometimes heavy and many...
Oh, shut it. I don't want to do this. I don't want to be a weatherforecaster. I don't want to rabbit on all day about sunny periods and patches of rain spreading from the West.
I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant redwood, the larch, the fur, the mighty scotchpine, the lofty flowering cherry, the plucky little aspen, the limping ruetree of Nigeria, the towery wattle of Aldershot, the maidenhead weeping waterplant, the lotty Leistershire flashing oak, the flagellant elm of West Wiselith, the cuercus maximus bambugas gurnaie, the ipagillis labarta huius guenus.
With my best buddy by my side. We'd sing, sing, sing...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK)
(He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On wednesdays I go shopping
and have butterscones for tea
(He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch)
(He goes to the lavatory)
(On wednesdays he goes shopping)
(and has butterscones for tea)
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK (He's a lumberjack and he's OK)
I sleep all night and I work all day (He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on womens clothing
and hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps)
(He likes to press wild flowers)
(I puts on womens clothing)
(and hangs around in bars?...)
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK (He's a lumberjack and he's OK)
I sleep all night and I work all day (He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girly
just like my dear papa
(He cuts down trees, he wears high heels)
(suspendies and a bra?...)
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK)
(He sleeps all night and he works all day)
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK)
(He sleeps all night and he works all day)
Well the weather for the whole area will continue much the same as the past few days. Temperatures 17 centigrade, that's 49 fahrenheit. Winds will freshen later tonight to Southwest, force 607. And there will be showers, sometimes heavy and many...
Oh, shut it. I don't want to do this. I don't want to be a weatherforecaster. I don't want to rabbit on all day about sunny periods and patches of rain spreading from the West.
I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant redwood, the larch, the fur, the mighty scotchpine, the lofty flowering cherry, the plucky little aspen, the limping ruetree of Nigeria, the towery wattle of Aldershot, the maidenhead weeping waterplant, the lotty Leistershire flashing oak, the flagellant elm of West Wiselith, the cuercus maximus bambugas gurnaie, the ipagillis labarta huius guenus.
With my best buddy by my side. We'd sing, sing, sing...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK)
(He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On wednesdays I go shopping
and have butterscones for tea
(He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch)
(He goes to the lavatory)
(On wednesdays he goes shopping)
(and has butterscones for tea)
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK (He's a lumberjack and he's OK)
I sleep all night and I work all day (He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on womens clothing
and hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps)
(He likes to press wild flowers)
(I puts on womens clothing)
(and hangs around in bars?...)
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK (He's a lumberjack and he's OK)
I sleep all night and I work all day (He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girly
just like my dear papa
(He cuts down trees, he wears high heels)
(suspendies and a bra?...)
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK)
(He sleeps all night and he works all day)
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK)
(He sleeps all night and he works all day)
