Finish this sentence Vol 3

very hard nipples, while fingering his...

toes. then Arnie busted in and stated," if there is gonna be a midget party in here, i need to...

get enough condoms so that i can ...

be ashamed of myself. then he gave back his prized...

reusable condom...

..which was tough, because he is such an environmentalist and he never wants to waste....

anything, but he knew that his...

reuseable condom must be shared with the world, therefore he decided to...

steal a large cardboard box that was sitting outside a grocery store, and...

start mass producing them. But he realized that one box wouldn't do it, so...

he wrote letters to old ladies asking for donations, and from that he got...

hatemail and papercuts....

but that was a good thing. Whats worse is...

the weird rash he had on his ass, it looked exactly like...

George W. Bush...

he could not sit anymore. then he...

pulled out his...

flashlight

and stroked it til the batteries wore out, then he

stuffed it full of bananas and potatoes. He had heard that they conduct electricity, began stroking it again until...