Finish the Sentence vol. Onety-Seven (A New Beginning)

(You kids play nice now)

....and the old Monk that she asks for the......

The package she was looking for...

... which was of course, her very own box of "Bait-Boy Delight"...

Ahhhh she screams out in delight when she's ready to open the box, but...

....she knows that it is best to wait, because in just a few days from now....( 6 days to be perfectly exact...is that too redundant ? hmmm) the perfect moment to open it will arrive, because that day is........

... the day that Juan & the Coffee Cartel plan to detonate the bomb under F's secret spy pad, 10 minutes after the scheduled start of ...

the new millennium which would star.....

...Elvis and John Denver in their "Paranormal IV - Rockin' Country Roads" tour...

....available now in the $1 CD collection down at the Bust'm family yard sale.....

... where even "The Donald" comes to shop for tips on the latest trends...

and to sit in the front yard barber chair and have his 'doo' renewed by the legendary bait boy, hair stylist to the gulf glitterati....

( I left the door open thinking you'd go with The Duck, but that was even better )

... on The Redneck Riviera, and home of the best kept secret this side of...

( Duck is too obvious, and not nearly as funny as anything about that A hole Trump)


...the inner workings of the Dyke Pirates flag ship HDMS Wet Dream....

... so named because the sleeping quarters leaked, with her single bedsheet sail, barely qualified to be called a junket in any asian fishing village, yes, how it stayed afloat was one of the World's Wonders...

....thought Bust'm as he viewed his Craig's List dream. Meanwhile, Franceska had weighed anchor on her staysail schooner and was on the evening tide outta town.....

...alone, on a life raft, without a paddle, bottle or evap still, where she'll have to rely on her claws to pry barnacles from the raft and snatch trigger fish from it's shadows...

(may she whither up and die)

....thought Bust'm as he woke up from his nightmare, but she is still happily dry and content on her ship...

( follow da thread or at least explain the physics of these magical statements of yours )

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Originally posted by bustMall

...alone, on a life raft, without a paddle, bottle or evap still, where she'll have to rely on her claws to pry barnacles from the raft and snatch trigger fish from it's shadows...

(may she whither up and die)

... the good ship" Raftmusen..."

(cum'on prof, it aint that difficult. The good ship is anchored, you hopped in the liferaft during a routine safety inspection, and the tether line came loose... just how, shall remain unstated (insert devious giggle here), OK? So get with the program)

( I have my crew do that......but at least you didn't plead "Bermuda Triangle" or any shit like that.)

(crew, shmew...they are drunk and lazy dykers)