Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

getting a bruised ginger head, but it was worth it as Chris found that a few weeks later his hair had grown back blonde with brown patches. He found this quite fetching until one morning due to a mix up of Giraffe DNA he had woken up with a very long .....

tongue, but since his neck did not grow accordingly, the tongue dragged the ground, causing a passing gopher to...

mount Chris's tongue a start pumping furiously, covering the tongue in gopher goo, goo which chris eventually swallowed, so that deep in his stomach a bizarre chimera took root, one day emerging as...

a fire breathing female goat. Chris buy now was starting to panic as his normal daily routine was never normally this strange, but that was nothing compared to what was about to...

...happen to his testicles, but to be honest, what could you expect when you purposely trap them in a vice and squeeze whilst screaming...

... "Oh yes Mommy, Hurt me!", but still...

... I love it when you boil my hands in ...

...boiling hot turnip juice, as it reminds me of the days when i was a little...

Carrot topped youngster when mummy used to boil my head in water to try and change the colour of my hair, she also used to put my.....

my penis in the boiling water that is why my penis looks like.....

A Chinese noodle drowning in hot sauce and about to be forced down the gullet of a

hot, sexy, nude restrained asian goddess, who says

give it to me baby ...

in an ancient dialect, bringing to mind that time when I...

travelled back in time to film the making of...

the documentary of the Aztec people in upper Brazil, where...

Mel Gibson just went all whackjob on me, and the next thing I knew...

Him and Clint Eastwood had me tied up with ball gag and talkiing about look at the fly the spiders caught..

as they laughed and ...

...discussed the many many words that can be made from alphabet spaghetti, including...