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Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

Starter: ThreadKiller Posted: 18 years ago Views: 16.2K
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Lvl 7
head butted the trolley boy before bashing one out all him as well, watching in amazement on the CC TV was Gustav the guard, who, in an extraordinary reaction to this bizarre situation...
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#3079275
Lvl 27
took a break and had a Kit Kat bar, then ...
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#3079276
Lvl 7
completely forgot what he was doing, so went about his normal practice of zooming in on Jessica the checkout girl - the object of fantasies - if only he knew that before she came to supermarket, Jessica was...
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#3079277
Lvl 26
a man before the operation had taken place, but his real fantasy was Jessica's sister Kate who....
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#3079278
Lvl 27
was a nymphomaniac with a history of ...
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#3079279
Lvl 7
baking cakes containing human toenails and facial hair, she got busted when she tried to...
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#3079280
Lvl 27
skimp on the icing because ...
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#3079281
Lvl 7
she was a miserly cow, willing to share almost nothing expect...
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#3079282
Lvl 15
...the afore-mentioned toe nail clippings and facial hair...
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#3079283
Lvl 7
she had collected over years if shaving her quarry before devouring her lovers black widow style, seeing hundreds of men pay the ultitmate price for having sampled...
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#3079284
Lvl 17
...Kate's candies which were indeed sweet. The only thing better was the honey-cream center of her...
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#3079285
...oyster ditch which was deep enough to sink a...
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#3079286
Lvl 7
death star, indeed vast areas of the ditch remained uncharted until the great hero...
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#3079287
Lvl 23
sat down on his laptop and emailed MI5 for the topographical maps. When they sent him a link to google maps the hero realized...
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#3079288
Lvl 7
he did'nt have a computer, he was typing on a rock he found a few miles back, upon realizing this he started to scream and swear and said to himself...
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#3079289
Lvl 15
...dag-nabbit! i left my roasted peanuts in those orang-utan testicles bak in tijuana, ill use my flux capacitor 2 relocate myself there via...
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#3079290
Lvl 26
the tardis, i would not have to use the bloody flux capacitor as it is really 80's and the tardis is so 2000's, it would send me in to the future maybe 2027 where zaphod beeblebrox has just had ....
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#3079291
Lvl 23
a bad headache. So Zaphod layed down for a quiet nap. During his nap Zaphod dreamed of sugar plums and...
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#3079292
Lvl 7
turkey cum, washed down with a pan galactic gargle blaster. Zaphod was woken abruptly by massive...
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#3079293
Lvl 26
Babel Fish swimming all around him, he was rescued from this dilema by Slartibartfast and .....
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