Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

head butted the trolley boy before bashing one out all him as well, watching in amazement on the CC TV was Gustav the guard, who, in an extraordinary reaction to this bizarre situation...

took a break and had a Kit Kat bar, then ...

completely forgot what he was doing, so went about his normal practice of zooming in on Jessica the checkout girl - the object of fantasies - if only he knew that before she came to supermarket, Jessica was...

a man before the operation had taken place, but his real fantasy was Jessica's sister Kate who....

was a nymphomaniac with a history of ...

baking cakes containing human toenails and facial hair, she got busted when she tried to...

skimp on the icing because ...

she was a miserly cow, willing to share almost nothing expect...

...the afore-mentioned toe nail clippings and facial hair...

she had collected over years if shaving her quarry before devouring her lovers black widow style, seeing hundreds of men pay the ultitmate price for having sampled...

...Kate's candies which were indeed sweet. The only thing better was the honey-cream center of her...

...oyster ditch which was deep enough to sink a...

death star, indeed vast areas of the ditch remained uncharted until the great hero...

sat down on his laptop and emailed MI5 for the topographical maps. When they sent him a link to google maps the hero realized...

he did'nt have a computer, he was typing on a rock he found a few miles back, upon realizing this he started to scream and swear and said to himself...

...dag-nabbit! i left my roasted peanuts in those orang-utan testicles bak in tijuana, ill use my flux capacitor 2 relocate myself there via...

the tardis, i would not have to use the bloody flux capacitor as it is really 80's and the tardis is so 2000's, it would send me in to the future maybe 2027 where zaphod beeblebrox has just had ....

a bad headache. So Zaphod layed down for a quiet nap. During his nap Zaphod dreamed of sugar plums and...

turkey cum, washed down with a pan galactic gargle blaster. Zaphod was woken abruptly by massive...

Babel Fish swimming all around him, he was rescued from this dilema by Slartibartfast and .....