Finish the sentence, Chapter 16 (by best approximation)

....after he passed out from.....

(Arrgh! I've had allst I can takest, I can'st takest it no more... I won't be missin' anotherrrr chance to catch a little sugar from me sweet wench. Arrrggh, mateys)

... the surprise he got when his sweet Deucie planted a yearning kiss on his sunburned lips, and whispered in his ear...

....that he was, as usual, the sec....

...ond most cherished being in her life, only surpassed by the memory of her long deceased gold fish, the Incredible Mr. Limpet, who ...

was eaten by a shipwrecked Bust'm ( several pages ago ?) who said....

(You two are too funny)


Please take care of my 2sy, but....

..."she's whispered her affections for you through the glass walls of my tank, and if eating me saves your life for her, I gladly give it. Give her my love." and down the hatch went The Incredible Mr. Limpet, which has surely made Bait-Boy all the more...

Determined to get to have Miss D as his own, all to himself...

... where they can just sit quietly in the cool ocean breeze and unwind the mysteries of their secret lives and love...

!!!!

lol, F.

... so while the dyker bikers and funny nunnys lie in their raspberry drools, still recovering from Nostalgia halucinations, the suave and ruggedly handsome lad takes his little bundle of double mint fun (otherwise known as The Deuce), effortlessly into his arms and heads for the safety of...

Of the pirates oranyone else who may take her from BM, but.....

(feature this !)....she actually pauses to think over what might happen in the barky arms of this hairy troll of a pie-rat wanna be ! (the very marine mo-ron who ate her poor gold fish only to burp him up ( B said something wimpy about it not being a ripe one) and toss him back in the river.)

And so it is that without his cutlass at her neck she can think....about what fun she could have in November in Chang Mai with Franceska . or at carnival in Rio with Franceska. ( Dear reader. She actually has to think this one over. Go figure !)

Now, with the bait boy she could dress up like pirates next month and mug little kids for the candy on Halloween ..some choice, that !

Wait ! There are signs that she has decided....oh joy, it is....will she choose old candy with an old man, or Carnival with a lovely woman ?

(I reckon I'll wait to see if that survives moderator edit before continuing but I'll to your creativity. And to think I thought dyker bikers and funny nunnys was original.... "old man", huh? )

Lol.. I'm in need of a vacation, so I think I'm going to Rio with F

The bait boy, stunned, shocked (he had the best story all planned out) fell to the ground, dead of a broken heart

I'm going to miss that baitboy. In the meantime F, If you can't find a partner to go to Rio with I was.....

going to award you the best......


( sorry bait man ! you were a worthy opponent, but now WE ( that is, the new couple in town) are off to Rio !
Bye all ! )

(Yeah, uh huh, I can hear your angst Notech.... less competition)

( hoping for another miraculous resurrection)

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