Death Predictor

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bigdaddydiesel: At age 66 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

"JunkerFunker: At age 60 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer."

This thing is so off! All that just happened last week....!

Putting in my REAL name give this answer:
At age 76 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

Ok, NOW I'm worried....

woodsworth: At age 37 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Quite possible, seeing how many Britney threads have been around recently...



My real name gives: At age 45 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Now, that would be a cool death

At age 76 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

Quite boring, but that's how life is over 70 I suppose!

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Originally posted by woodsworth

woodsworth: At age 37 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Woodsworth is all ready 36......can I have your stereo?

JoViX: At age 73 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

sic-boy: At age 77 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.


real name At age 29 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

booo only 5 years left....

j0lly: At age 53 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

Real Name: At age 72 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

threadkiller: At age 122 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

mass debate: At age 65 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

threadkiller: At age 122 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

you allready are 122. how does that work?

Mr. Blue: At age 28 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

jippie

@j0lly

...nope I'm still a young'un...98

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

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woodsworth: At age 37 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Woodsworth is all ready 36......can I have your stereo?
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Only if you can beat my brothers and my wife's family. It's a nice stereo, you know...

alex80: At age 47 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

It seems I will have a nice trip with Sicboy


real name:At age 61 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

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Originally posted by woodsworth

[reply=Bigdaddydiesel]
[reply=woodsworth]
woodsworth: At age 37 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Woodsworth is all ready 36......can I have your stereo?
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Only if you can beat my brothers and my wife's family. It's a nice stereo, you know...
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Only song played on German stereos


It's being No.1 since 1987

Dagnabbit : At age 81 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

real name : At age 80 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Mass Debate and I better team up and start killing Peta members now.

stragat: At age 59 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus

DAMN!!!