Death Predictor

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Originally posted by BiBiBaby

BiBiBaby: At age 34 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

I suppose I don't have much time left! And what IS Robitussin DM?

cough syrup

[M] - At age 57 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

Real name - At age 68 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.