Death Predictor

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Ascaris: At age 50 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

The signs were true. Now I'm really scared.

mr.poop: At age 65 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

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Originally posted by Ascaris

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Ascaris: At age 50 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

The signs were true. Now I'm really scared.

Never happen, it's to cold to go for a walk in Finland.....Finland?"

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

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Woodsworth is all ready 36......can I have your stereo?

Only if you can beat my brothers and my wife's family. It's a nice stereo, you know...
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Only song played on German stereos


It's being No.1 since 1987
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Well, you know how we Germans are: always stick to the past. If we found something we like, why go looking for something else, etc...



Where did you find that it is still No.1?


edit: I just watched the complete video without sound. That's even cooler than listening to the song

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

Never happen, it's to cold to go for a walk in Finland.....Finland?"

Sometimes, but only if I wear boxers.

stony: At age 58 you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

Real name: At age 56 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay. - better than stony's fate I guess!

"deb1984: At age 43 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown."

. I've already gone done, several times, at a few different friends' pools! Still here! Nice to know I'll still be "going down" when I'm 43! lol.

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Originally posted by Ascaris

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Never happen, it's to cold to go for a walk in Finland.....Finland?"

Sometimes, but only if I wear boxers.
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You foreign types wear some strange stuff

KillTime: At age 59 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.


I always hated the fucking park.

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

You foreign types wear some strange stuff

We have to wear something warm in this icy land.

At age 36 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

changes: At age 37 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

DasVader: At age 85 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Well thats just spiffy least its not till im 85!

demonicmale: At age 50 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

damn this seems to be pretty accurate

Shandy: At age 79 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

My real name gave me: At age 79 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

wow mine might be the worst....

Mark: At age 26 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

killer™: At age 31 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

BiBiBaby: At age 34 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

I suppose I don't have much time left! And what IS Robitussin DM?

mpdt: At age 37 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

At age 89 I will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts