Zombie Spam: Eat it, before it eats you

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Originally posted by Baby_Jesus

Slow connections make me cry.

Meh...everything makes you cry...baby!

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Originally posted by sugarpie26

^ perhaps it's just me, but I fail to see the zombieness in your avy.

EDIT- That was meant for Honda.

his avy is from the movie Shaun of the Dead which is the movie thats about Dawn of the Dead.... which of course is all zombietastic :P

Soo...

you know what I wonder?

I wonder what's with the whole, "I would bang this chick until she broke in half and was dead and I was banging her so hard her broken pieces and entrails would fly everywhere and I would keep banging so hard I would poke a hole in the floorboards and pound through the cement basement floor like a jackhammer and keep pounding until I broke through the iron magma core at the center of the earth and keep banging with the force of an angry Tyra Banks until I came out in China and banged the whole Red Army to death, all one billion of them!!" thing?

I mean, one, you can't do that skippy, because you're a silly little man with erectile dysfunction and the stamina of a throw pillow, and two, I've yet to meet a chick who digs the whole "do me in the same way you would break down a wall with a sledgehammer" thing.

But maybe I'm off base here.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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his avy is from the movie Shaun of the Dead which is the movie thats about Dawn of the Dead.... which of course is all zombietastic :P

Thanks FeFe, I'm sure it would make more sense if I'd seen Shawn of the dead.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

*runs in and jumps on honda*

..Why hello thar..

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Originally posted by sugarpie26

^ perhaps it's just me, but I fail to see the zombieness in your avy.

EDIT- That was meant for Honda.

Like she said, Shaun of the Dead...try to keep up with my awesome.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Soo...

you know what I wonder?

I wonder what's with the whole, "I would bang this chick until she broke in half and was dead and I was banging her so hard her broken pieces and entrails would fly everywhere and I would keep banging so hard I would poke a hole in the floorboards and pound through the cement basement floor like a jackhammer and keep pounding until I broke through the iron magma core at the center of the earth and keep banging with the force of an angry Tyra Banks until I came out in China and banged the whole Red Army to death, all one billion of them!!" thing?

Yeah, sometimes I say it in a sarcastic way, and it's usually "I would hit it like the fist of an angry god"..but it's usually for the lulz.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I've yet to meet a chick who digs the whole "do me in the same way you would break down a wall with a sledgehammer" thing.

Really?

Are you sure you're doing it right? Because when I have sex, I like to picture my penis as a torpedo being quickly loaded into it's firing tube, it's being loaded quickly, and hard..but only because it's the nature of the situation they're in, it's not an emergency, but a heightened threat level, and you can never be too safe when you're inside a submarine. Also, it's loaded quickly, but not fired quickly...they like to leave it in there as long as they can, as to not cause an international incident.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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..Why hello thar..

hello

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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hello

Have you ever blown your nose so hard, that you ended up farting a little bit?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Have you ever blown your nose so hard, that you ended up farting a little bit?

no, does that happen to you a lot or something?

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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no, does that happen to you a lot or something?

I was actually just watching a movie, and a girl was blowing her nose really hard..and then she ended up farting, she was quite embarrassed.

I thought maybe it was common for teh wimminz.


How are you this fine evening?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

How are you this fine evening?

im great, how are you?


im modding comments and im a little bored :P

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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im great, how are you?


im modding comments and im a little bored :P

I'm good...little tired though. Plus, my legs kinda hurt.

...any luck getting your truck yet? Have you considered getting one of your friends to seduce your father? Bangles maybe?


Anything new or interesting going on?

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I'm good...little tired though. Plus, my legs kinda hurt.

...any luck getting your truck yet? Have you considered getting one of your friends to seduce your father? Bangles maybe?


Anything new or interesting going on?

sorry about the legs


@ seducing my father... yeah i might look into that no news on getting the avalanche, but he's still comparing trucks and looking for one. bangles? im not completely sure bangles would consider me a friend



and no, nothing hugely interesting :P

That doesn't sound very interesting....nobody you know died during that brief rainstorm you had a few days back?

I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321.

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/08/4ast_4_4ourious_four_trailer.php

why do people say "thats all lower case" when telling you their email address???

Kunts

Got some sort of ear infection.
Can barely hear out of my right ear.
It is fucking driving me insane.
Still waiting for the tracking number on my 4870 gtx280.
It is supposed to be here tomorrow, but still I fucking hate waiting for something to arrive.
Working today is going to suck with only 5 4 hours of sleep.
God damn fucking ear.

man i feel so lost here lately

Just use a damn ssh tunnel already.

^^^gays^^^