Zombie Spam: Eat it, before it eats you

Yes and no. Pain is involved, but I didn't actually do anything. I've had a real bad toothache. I have to go see the dentist tomorrow. My mom came over theis morning to see if we could get me in today. Unfortunately, there's no dentist working at the office today, so I have to go in tomorrow as a walk in. At least Mom was kind enough that she gave me something for the pain to hold me over until then. It even hurts to laugh, so I had to stay away.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Blah, get a 599...it's a little beefier and instead of a V8..it's got a V12!

Fuck yeah, unnecessary power. Also, you're an Audi man, shouldn't you be all creaming your jeans over the R8, or Lamborghini's?

Meh, I just don't like the look of the 599 compared to the 430. And I hate the way Lambos look. Too 1980's for me, although, you know, I wouldn't turn one down if it were offered.

And yes, the R8 is quite creamworthy, but I don't put that in the "Unnecessary Fantasy Car" category, because 1) It's necessary and 2) I've convinced myself I'm going to get one, so it's on the 'to get' list, not the 'want' list.

Have you tried sticking your head in the toilet?

It sounds a little weird at first, but somehow the porcelain in toilets, will make the sitting water inside the bowl kinda act as a tooth reliever..I'm not a 100% how it works...but I think just to be on the safe side, you should take a few pictures...of you sticking your head in your toilet.

Also, nice Catwoman avatar, get with the times, n00bslacky McN00b.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Meh, I just don't like the look of the 599 compared to the 430. And I hate the way Lambos look. Too 1980's for me, although, you know, I wouldn't turn one down if it were offered.

And yes, the R8 is quite creamworthy, but I don't put that in the "Unnecessary Fantasy Car" category, because 1) It's necessary and 2) I've convinced myself I'm going to get one, so it's on the 'to get' list, not the 'want' list.

I don't know if they've started powering them with the V10s yet..but once they do....god, I would do disgusting, nasty things for an R8...horrible, horrible things.

I don't like Lambo compared to Ferrari either, and I agree the F430 is the better looking car, but it's barely faster than a Corvette Z06..which is a much more affordable car. But the 599 has the Enzo engine.

I don't know why Lambos look so crazy....they give the impression, once all the novelty of the power wears off, you're just going to have a car that is a total pain in the ass to drive.

Nasty, dirty fucking things Lindros....Thing's that would make baby Jesus cry...for a V10 R8.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Nasty, dirty fucking things Lindros....Thing's that would make baby Jesus cry...for a V10 R8.

I have shed many a tear over your deeds, young sir.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Also, nice Catwoman avatar, get with the times, n00bslacky McN00b.

I have a request in the thread.

http://www.zazzle.com/zombie_eat_flesh_shirt-235493308999517335

Slacker.

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Originally posted by Pabst

Slacker.

Whatchu talkin bout, Willis??

Zombie Gary Coleman.

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

Zombie Gary Coleman.

Now THAT would bring the lulz.

A zombie Gary Coleman would be useless..just wear shin guards...now what, little man?!

Gary jokes are always funny..

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Originally posted by Honda_X

A zombie Gary Coleman would be useless..just wear shin guards...now what, little man?!

Zombie Coleman would quickly climb you, like a wily undead squirrel, before you could say eh?, he'd be gnawing on your face. You'd think fast, picking up a frying pan, but he'd think faster, dropping onto your scarf, you bash yourself in the face with the pan, and swing around madly looking for the undead midget. He swings madly at the end of your scarf, grunting, his weight is strangling you, there's too much blood, and back bacon grease in your eyes, you can no longer tell what's happening.
With all that blood loss, and your airway closed by the noose that was once the scarf you were so proud of. You fall to the floor, he's on your face again, acting quickly, while you are still alive. your skull cracks like a walnut, your brains, your once beautiful brains, are devoured before your heart stops beating.



Your undead shoe shows up too late to save you.

You know, buy the end of next year, Honda is going to have enough fucked clothing to be a Homo-Hobo..

Scarfs, shoes, capes, sashes. Let's see what's next.

The most fabulous hobo on skid row!

His box would have shag carpet and faux painted walls.




But not high-speed webernetz..

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Originally posted by Honda_X

@Demo: Send me a pic and I'll make you an avy..your little tiny, blending in avy is making me disregard your posts.

And this would be different from usual. how???

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Originally posted by RumDum

His box would have shag carpet and faux painted walls.




But not high-speed webernetz..

No, the bitter irony would be that his box has a high speed hook up.
OH, THE IRONY!