Zombie Spam: Eat it, before it eats you

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Originally posted by sugarpie26

What can I say....I'm slightly emotional.

Yah, and I'm slightly sexy.








See what I did there? Eh?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

<----------------- Badly needs a ferrari

i badly need a decent car.


my dad is getting a bigger truck (a diesel) so that he can pull his bigger boat that he just got!

anyways, he has a 4 door avalanche and im trying so hard to get that truck. i plead my case on a regular basis about it.


Reasons why my jeep gargles serious balls:

1. It had no air conditioning AND I LIVE IN FUCKING FLORIDA
2. It had no radio
3. Cigarette lighter doesnt work so i cant charge my phone with it or use it for anything else
4. It has no back windows... when it rains, it fucking pours.
5. My roof has begun to leak in certain places
6. My seats have cracks in the leather, the foam in the open cracks get wet from the rain which comes in from the leaks in the roof, MY ASS IS WET FOR 2 DAYS AFTER IT FUCKING RAINS
7. It's a 16 year old car, its going to shit out in the middle of the road at any time


FUCK! i need a drink after thinking about all those shitty facts. yep... thats my car, and my life. :P

*likes jeeps*

But girl, you need a new car!

Old Wranglers are awesome 2nd cars. You should just keep it around, because they're great, unless you're driving a chick on a date or something. For some reason they don't like their hair flying all in their face and the loud noises of driving like 60 on the highway to the restaurant or whatever and showing up like you just walked through a hurricane.

yeah dont get me wrong, i really like jeeps and i REALLY like wranglers


.....however.


its just a lot of shit to deal with. luckily it LOOKS and runs in perfect condition. so people really wouldnt know that i dont have the back windows out on purpose, and none of the other problems are noticeable except for someone who is riding in it. so REALLY it could be so much worse

Hey, fefe, here's a car for ya...it gets great gas mileage too...

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

yeah dont get me wrong, i really like jeeps and i REALLY like wranglers


.....however.


its just a lot of shit to deal with. luckily it LOOKS and runs in perfect condition. so people really wouldnt know that i dont have the back windows out on purpose, and none of the other problems are noticeable except for someone who is riding in it. so REALLY it could be so much worse

ya need submarine Sami!! still wet there?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Hey, fefe, here's a car for ya...it gets great gas mileage too...

Reasons why that car gargles serious balls:

1. I hate pink
2. My tits wont even fit in that car



but thanks lindros





@ notech - yeah its ridiculous in some areas. the street i work on was on the local news a couple days ago because the water everywhere is crazy :P

That car is rediculous, the website it's avertising is simply retarded.

@ FeFe -

Well, if pink doesn't work, you could go with a sporty blue & silver!

Pink's a good color.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Well, if pink doesn't work, you could go with a sporty blue & silver!

you didnt address the tits issue


i suppose i could just let them hang out the driver and passenger windows :P

lol, my sister wants a car when she turns 16, which is BS, but if she gets one I keep telling her she's going to get one of those smart cars.

She doesn't like that, but it's funny because when you ain't got no ride, you can't be all that picky.


@ fefe: hang 'em out the drop-top

good thinking lindros




also.... being on the zombie spam topic whats with all the zombie jesus references some of these are just WRONG








oh gnoes :P

Free the twins FeFe!

I'm off to bed y'all. Goodnight

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

good thinking lindros




also.... being on the zombie spam topic whats with all the zombie jesus references some of these are just WRONG


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oh gnoes :P

This makes me cry.

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Originally posted by Baby_Jesus

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This makes me cry.

And I think it's time I lay thee head upon thy pillow as well.

zombies again?

are u a zombie if you die in a hospital and they bring you back to life?