Your Greatest Revenge.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Lots of people seen too...thus why I was running so fast, so he's probably in jail by now. I don't stick around for results...Le cops.

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my story begins last year in highschool. i had a major crush on this girl named marissa and i would sit around all day with my best friend andy and we would discuss ideas on how i could get her. one day we settled on a plan and it pretty much was just a few steps

-get a part time job
-buy a nice car
-workout to build confidence
-have girls at popular clothes stores help me out with how to dress
-practice talking to girls

so this was a lose outline of a master plan we had worked out. so we both get a job at a pool place, basically we stacked heavy ass chemicals all day and organized shelves. it was pretty okay and lifting all that shit put me in pretty good shape. so andy has this idea that we should pool our money together and buy a car, and since he already had his licence we sould kinda cruise around together we both thought it was brilliant. we bought a 2001 honda civic that already had alot of cool improvements, like rims, subwoofers and the guy who owned it before us put a bit of work into the engine. it was dark blue with black accents and blue street glow, we loved it. girls started noticing us, but mostly andy because he was driving they would be liek "sweet car andy" and he would be like "yeah, thanks" and shit, never mentioning to anyone it was half mine. over the weeks people started to really like andy, he started getting invited to parties and hanging out with more and more people, i would go with him at fisrt and it was going well for my ego all that hanging out with popular kids. one saturday night i called andy and he said he didnt wanna come hang, so i thought nothing of it but then i remembered he had my science text book in the car so i called back and his mom said he had gone on a date with a girl from school....marissa.

my best friend had followed our plan to perfection, we were both in better shape and more confident but him especially because he was constantly complimented on the car, i flew into a jealous rage. i went over to his house and waited in the bushes, mintues turned into hours and all the while the only thing i could hear was my heart beating. all the was in me was rage. he pulled up at about 1am and i seen him get out and then her. they walked behind the house almost right past me and went into the basement (where his room was, he had a basement apartment type thing) i popped the hood on the car, with a bottle of bleach, i put a little into oil..knowing it would seize the engine and then i yanked off the cold air intake. i walked to the back of the car and filled the gas tank with it bleach too. i couldnt wait to see his face when he started that car and it got all fucked up and he had to pay me back his half, that cold hearted mother fucker.

i sat in my chair waiting for him the next day, he never came. neither did marissa. i laughed about as hard as i could thinking they were stranded at the side of the road having to walk back home. when i got back to my house my mom sat me down, told me that andy and marissa were driving to school...and the car had died out in an intersection about a block away from the house, and they got T-boned by a truck that couldn't stop, but it wasnt overly severe. andy broke his leg and marissa broke her arm and nose. i went to the hospital, not sure what i would do to that lying backstabber. i walked over to his bed, he was sitting there with his leg in a sling and he told me about how he couldnt figure out what happened and such. then he said something that really fucked me up.."dude, i have a surprise for you...i talked marissa into going out with you, last night i asked her to a movie and i told her you had a huge crush on her and she really likes you back. pretty sweet huh?" i had to leave the room to vomit when i came back i thanked him for his help and wished them both a speedy recovery. my friend told the police he popped the clutch and stalled out (which is what he thought happened)...since nobody was really hurt it all kinda just went away and nobody knew otherwise. im getting married to marissa hopefully in the fall, andy will be my best man. it was the worst thing i had ever done but it was also the closest thing to my greatest revenge even if it was completely misinformed. i havent ever really told anyone that.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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silly Canadians.

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Originally posted by Knobstock

This really isn't in the category of "revenge" -- just mischief. I had a girlfrined who lived in fear that her grown children would know that she and I slept together or that she was sexually active at all. She went to great lengths to hide her "toys" and evidence of anything intimate. After we broke up, I still had a key to the place and occasionally stopped by to pick up something I needed or to leave her a note. Well, on my last visit, I impulsively nabbed her huge dick-shaped vibrator (she called it "Fabio" and simply took it with me, knowing that she'd panic, wondering if she left it out somewhere.

A week or two later, I snuck back in and put it in her boyfriend's golf bag. Don't know why I did that, but I bet it led to an interesting conversation!

OK, OK--- It probaby was revenge for breaking up with me....

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Originally posted by jimmykillz

Ok so there's this kid who banged my ex well she's my girlfriend again but we wernt together at the time so I tried to fight him because he ran his mouth but he won't tight me so one day i m at my girls and I see car keys on the floor they were keys to his brand new car so I've been tourturing this kid for a month driving by setting the alarm off putting fish under the seat I've even pissed in the damn car

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Back from lunch...and here's another one. Seriously guys, some of you are a little unbalanced.

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my story begins last year in highschool. i had a major crush on this girl named marissa and i would sit around all day with my best friend andy and we would discuss ideas on how i could get her. one day we settled on a plan and it pretty much was just a few steps

-get a part time job
-buy a nice car
-workout to build confidence
-have girls at popular clothes stores help me out with how to dress
-practice talking to girls

so this was a lose outline of a master plan we had worked out. so we both get a job at a pool place, basically we stacked heavy ass chemicals all day and organized shelves. it was pretty okay and lifting all that shit put me in pretty good shape. so andy has this idea that we should pool our money together and buy a car, and since he already had his licence we sould kinda cruise around together we both thought it was brilliant. we bought a 2001 honda civic that already had alot of cool improvements, like rims, subwoofers and the guy who owned it before us put a bit of work into the engine. it was dark blue with black accents and blue street glow, we loved it. girls started noticing us, but mostly andy because he was driving they would be liek "sweet car andy" and he would be like "yeah, thanks" and shit, never mentioning to anyone it was half mine. over the weeks people started to really like andy, he started getting invited to parties and hanging out with more and more people, i would go with him at fisrt and it was going well for my ego all that hanging out with popular kids. one saturday night i called andy and he said he didnt wanna come hang, so i thought nothing of it but then i remembered he had my science text book in the car so i called back and his mom said he had gone on a date with a girl from school....marissa.

my best friend had followed our plan to perfection, we were both in better shape and more confident but him especially because he was constantly complimented on the car, i flew into a jealous rage. i went over to his house and waited in the bushes, mintues turned into hours and all the while the only thing i could hear was my heart beating. all the was in me was rage. he pulled up at about 1am and i seen him get out and then her. they walked behind the house almost right past me and went into the basement (where his room was, he had a basement apartment type thing) i popped the hood on the car, with a bottle of bleach, i put a little into oil..knowing it would seize the engine and then i yanked off the cold air intake. i walked to the back of the car and filled the gas tank with it bleach too. i couldnt wait to see his face when he started that car and it got all fucked up and he had to pay me back his half, that cold hearted mother fucker.

i sat in my chair waiting for him the next day, he never came. neither did marissa. i laughed about as hard as i could thinking they were stranded at the side of the road having to walk back home. when i got back to my house my mom sat me down, told me that andy and marissa were driving to school...and the car had died out in an intersection about a block away from the house, and they got T-boned by a truck that couldn't stop, but it wasnt overly severe. andy broke his leg and marissa broke her arm and nose. i went to the hospital, not sure what i would do to that lying backstabber. i walked over to his bed, he was sitting there with his leg in a sling and he told me about how he couldnt figure out what happened and such. then he said something that really fucked me up.."dude, i have a surprise for you...i talked marissa into going out with you, last night i asked her to a movie and i told her you had a huge crush on her and she really likes you back. pretty sweet huh?" i had to leave the room to vomit when i came back i thanked him for his help and wished them both a speedy recovery. my friend told the police he popped the clutch and stalled out (which is what he thought happened)...since nobody was really hurt it all kinda just went away and nobody knew otherwise. im getting married to marissa hopefully in the fall, andy will be my best man. it was the worst thing i had ever done but it was also the closest thing to my greatest revenge even if it was completely misinformed. i havent ever really told anyone that.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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Wow...