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[Deleted] 17 years ago
Sometimes the best revenge is one that you don't even have to take. Just the mere knowledge that you have enough "dirt" to ruin someones career of twenty seven years, make them a pariah in their own community and career field and quite possibly land them in the witness stand...is pretty powerful revenge.
In the words of Forrest Gump...."Thats all I have to say about that"
In the words of Forrest Gump...."Thats all I have to say about that"
bigeasy 17 years ago
A friend of my gf tried to bullshit his way into her pants at a club we used to go to. He was feeling brave because he had a couple of buddies with him. When I found what he had done, I beat him to a pulp while he cried and his two little buddies ran. Every time that pitifull coward looks in the mirror, he's reminded what a punk he is by the scars under his eye and across his broken nose.
bigeasy 17 years ago
A buddy and I taped a guy to a chair wearing nothing but his jock strap and pushed down the hall for all to see for bullying a kid with special needs.
[Deleted] 17 years ago
A bully from school a few years older than us thought he'd have a go on our awesome flying fox, as soon as he jumped I cut the rope with my rambo knife, the fucker fell about five metres and broke his leg, to this day he probably still thinks it was a weak spot in the rope or something
Wendy1 17 years ago
There are some mean fuckers on WBW that do not forgive and forget, apparently.
Honda_X 17 years ago
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Originally posted by WindyM
There are some guys on WBW.
Fixed.
Go be unfun somewhere else, fun sucker.
Also, I've actually got a couple PMs from people..I'll black out their names and post them a little later.
zeus01 17 years ago
There was this redhead I was friends with a few years ago she was in college and we dated for a while and then were just fuck buddies but after she scewed me over I pissed in her Retainer (orthodontic device) case while it was in there and also urinated in her mouthwash...
4tookerplace 17 years ago
I'm an obnoxious bastard...with an awful memory, so I'll tell 'em as I remember them...
My neighbor accused my wife of sleeping with her boyfriend, so I posted a pic of her naked on some website.
My neighbor accused my wife of sleeping with her boyfriend, so I posted a pic of her naked on some website.
Strichnine 17 years ago
A friend of mine actually did the craziest shit ever (I do not endorse this)
He found out his girlfriend was cheating on him and he decided to have a little revenge for her fucking his friend.
He had her over and started to have some pretty kinky sex. He got her naked and strapped down on the bed for a good time. Then when she was tied down he opened his closet doors where 5 of his friends came out and saw her naked.
He got his ass beat at school so much after that he dropped out.
He still thinks he is justified too.
I laughed when i heard the story because she was such a bitch. He is legally blind and she made fun of him cruelly to the "other guy" when they where still dating. She said a lot of hurtfull things about him, i dont think they are even tho
He found out his girlfriend was cheating on him and he decided to have a little revenge for her fucking his friend.
He had her over and started to have some pretty kinky sex. He got her naked and strapped down on the bed for a good time. Then when she was tied down he opened his closet doors where 5 of his friends came out and saw her naked.
He got his ass beat at school so much after that he dropped out.
He still thinks he is justified too.
I laughed when i heard the story because she was such a bitch. He is legally blind and she made fun of him cruelly to the "other guy" when they where still dating. She said a lot of hurtfull things about him, i dont think they are even tho
[Deleted] 17 years ago
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Originally posted by WindyM
There are some mean fuckers on WBW that do not forgive and forget, apparently.
You wouldn't understand....the guy I took revenge on forced me to eat grass in front of some girls
Spinmasta 17 years ago
i came up with a great revenge tatic that i have used a couple of times.
put a locking gas cap on someones car.
the look on their face is priceless
put a locking gas cap on someones car.
the look on their face is priceless
EricLindros 17 years ago
I upper decked a shit at some random chicks house because they didn't have adequate TP. That'll teach 'em.
tequila64 17 years ago
i was at a friends house for a party and he pissed me off so i shit in the toilet and wiped with lots of paper and flushed it by witch stopping up the toilet and went home right away
i could only think of the after math
i could only think of the after math
azdesertrat 17 years ago
i ran a man-hater ultra-feminist judge off the bench & out of the legal profession altogether. it took 8 years, but i did it. she thought she was going to be chief justice of the AZ supreme court. i heard from another lawyer that she'll die with my name on her lips. too bad. she shouldn't have fucked with me.
AZ
AZ
Wilson2006 17 years ago
And some are disturbing...Quote:
Originally posted by Suomilainen
Some great ideas in here.
RumDum 17 years ago
Im not sure if qualifies as revenge. I had a "friend" in High school that stole a pair of Oakleys from me. I saw a kid on the baseball team with them on, an actual friend of mine. I asked him where he got them, he told.
I saw that kid not long after that, he had just bought some sweet house speakers for his stereo, I told him they were mine now or else. So I got the sweet speakers and I also still gave him the "or else" part, cause Im not bitch..
I saw that kid not long after that, he had just bought some sweet house speakers for his stereo, I told him they were mine now or else. So I got the sweet speakers and I also still gave him the "or else" part, cause Im not bitch..
Honda_X 17 years ago
This doesn't really count as my revenge..but last night I went to a movie with some people, and my friend Brad seen his ex-girlfriends car..and apparently she stole 1000$ from him before they broke up...so he got ontop of her car and pissed in the sunroof.
I was running so fast I thought I was going to die....but it was so lulzy I was crying with laughter.
Brad is about 6'6 and he fucking destroyed this chicks roof and hood in the process.
Lots of people seen too...thus why I was running so fast, so he's probably in jail by now. I don't stick around for results...ie cops.
I was running so fast I thought I was going to die....but it was so lulzy I was crying with laughter.
Brad is about 6'6 and he fucking destroyed this chicks roof and hood in the process.
Lots of people seen too...thus why I was running so fast, so he's probably in jail by now. I don't stick around for results...ie cops.
Honda_X 17 years ago
Okay..I've gotten a few PM submissions over the past few days, and I get I can post them....they all asked to be kept 100% anonymous.
The first, and well..most badass:
Like I said, you can send me stories of epic revenge..and it will be kept 100% anonymous. Thanks to those of you who have sent stories so far.
The first, and well..most badass:
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it was about 8 years ago, some obnoxious guy from my hometown had an anoying habit of beating the shit out of random people in the local watering hole, every f*cking weekend...
luckily i managed to steer clear from this guys beatings, but some of my friends weren't that lucky,
since this bully was a tank of a man, we were simply to small and to few to set him straight.
we made a plan and worked it out into insane details.
we hired a white un-marked van, we knew his route he took when leaving the pub, we brought balaclava's, a couple of fake handguns, tye rips, some aluminum baseball bats and a shovel.
we waited for him to leave, he was as drunk as always, we drove up beside him and forced him in the van at gunpoint, we bound him with the tye rips, and drove off with loud arabic music from the speakers...
we drove to a place in the forrest wich in our region is a well know dump site criminal liquidations, we made him dig a hole, all the while he was whining and apologising, we made him stop and cuffed him again, hands on his back, ankles tied together, we made him kneel, asked him for his final words, cocked the hammer so he could clearly hear it, he wet his pants and cried like a little girl.
one of my mates kicked him in the back, bringing him in a face down position in the hole, we all urinated on him, and went home,
he was found next morning by some guy walking his dog, he didn't come to the pub for a couple of months, but when he came he was "changed" he hasn't hit anyone in the pub ever since...
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drove off with loud arabic music from the speakers...
Like I said, you can send me stories of epic revenge..and it will be kept 100% anonymous. Thanks to those of you who have sent stories so far.
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