Your Greatest Revenge.

Now all of us have gotten revenge at one point or another...sometimes we try to turn the other cheek, but sometimes people just ask for it. In this thread post a story or two about the greatest revenge you've gotten on someone. Also, none of that "the greatest revenge is living well" shit...


(I couldn't find any good pictures referencing revenge)



Also, if you want to post a particularly hardcore story of lulzy revenge...and you don't want to post it with your account due to the fact it may make you look insane/perverted...you can just PM it to me and I'll post it, keeping your screen name anonymous.

I peed in one of my coworkers lemonade, when they were out of the office.

the person just didn't like me, because, as she told other people "she thought I was ugly"

So i went to the fridge, got her half full lemonade, peed in it, not too much, but just enough.. I came into the breakroom later that day, and actually saw her drinking it I almost died laughing.

But yeah, this was after about two years of her getting me in trouble for the stupidest things

This was the worse I have ever gotten back at anyone

well i think you should start there noobie i mean we get on to the nooble's about not sharing first and here you go mod

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Originally posted by tequila64

well i think you should start there noobie i mean we get on to the nooble's about not sharing first and here you go mod

I just didn't want to post it at the start of the thread, because it seems when the first post is to long people don't read it, get fed up..and don't post, so I'll be posting a story or two later.

I have:

Peed in someone's shampoo.

Nailed someone's fiance.

Jacked off on someone's shower towel.

Rubbed my dick on someone's coffee cup.

Put dog shit in a sergeant's helmet and then sounded the alarm (yeah, it worked).

Filled the commander's vehicle with golf balls.

Took some hot chocolate and locked it in a safe that was screwed the the floor in a SCIF (air-tight office), locked it, and took the combination with me when I went overseas.

Screwed my girlfriend's best friend.

Wiped my ass on a girl's teddy bear in high school.

Peed on someone.

And I'm sure there's more, but between my sense of vengeance and my propensity for practical jokes, I think I'm a really bad choice of "someone to fuck with."

It was a long time ago, but it was good!! I was extremely angry at my g/f. To the point of if I never saw her again it would be too soon!! We had tickets to see Kansas. This was in 1976, right when they were getting real popular. About 4 hours before the concert, I called Barb, all panic stricken, do you have the tickets? She didn't. I had them, and I knew it. She tore her place up looking for them. Finally gave them up for lost. I called a friend and asked him if he wanted to go see Kansas. Knowing full well he would go back and tell everyone, including Barb, how good the show was. And it was a good one too!! Barb and I ended up breaking up over it. But that was the whole point in the first place!!

Replaced the KY with smell free bengay in a roomies stash. He was banging another buddies girl...

i peed in a beer and put it back in the box before i left it was a bummer party and full of nerds

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Originally posted by tieoneon22

Replaced the KY with smell free bengay in a roomies stash. He was banging another buddies girl...

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Also, Tarquin..nice avy, and good work.

Keep it coming guys, good stuff so far.

I don't even have any good revenge stories, everyone has always been to scared of me to fuck with me, so I've never had to take revenge

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Also, Tarquin..nice avy, and good work.

Keep it coming guys, good stuff so far.

Thanks!

Swiss made it for me. He went to a lot of trouble to do so, and he did it as a surprise for me!

Much love!

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

I don't even have any good revenge stories, everyone has always been to scared of me to fuck with me, so I've never had to take revenge

Translation: "I was too easy of a target and there wasn't a thrill in it. Also, I had no friends, nor was I in the military, boy scouts, any kind of sports function, or even in a locker room in my entire life."

I don't care how Billy Bad-ass you are. If you didn't get fucked with at least once, it's not your size. It's that no one likes you.

Ok, you got me, but then again maybe some of us don't feel the need to act like a two year old when someone pisses in our cheerios...

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

Ok, you got me, but then again maybe some of us don't feel the need to act like a two year old when someone pisses in our cheerios...

iv done that to

Im gonna string these out, Ive got some good ones.

Starting with peanut butter between the toes of a passed out asshole from a party I crashed..








It was his party..

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

Ok, you got me, but then again maybe some of us don't feel the need to act like a two year old when someone pisses in our cheerios...

Gee... I can't imagine why no one would like you...

Surely that's not the case.

Clearly; you're the victim.

Let's see, I have:

Pissed on the doorstep of the Base Commander's home, WHILE I was the one guarding it. It was a hot night and did it ever stink the next day.

Dick wiped someone's water bottle.

Covered someone in shaving cream (spray can) while he was passed out naked. The next day he wouldn't stop scratching because it dried all over him.

Scared a group of kids so bad they slept with their Mom for a week for being annoying. Their Mother was the maddest at me.

Theirs others but I don't want to admit to any felonies.

Back in 1966 our 5-man group played in Sebring during race week. We were staying at a motel. Late that night a room-to-room water fight commenced and creschendoed to large garbage cans of water deluging each room. Once that died down, I heard something outside. The other guys (Front Man, Rhythym Guitarist & Bass Player were taking my stationwagon out of gear (filled with my, and some of their stage equipment)and pushing it around behind the motel at lakeside, well out of site from our motel room door. The drummer & I (Lead Guitar & Co-Lead Vocalist)waited til they went to sleep. We then drove the car from the parking lot, down to the edge of the lake, rolling the tires well into the wet sand...

Next morning We of course panicked and wanted to call the cops, but the other guys logically insisted on looking for the car first... When we rounded the corner and they saw the tire tracks thru the grass & into the lake their hearts sank in shock & they turned white a ghosts in disbelief at thier stupidity!!

I then said we should go get some breakfast before we called the cops. Just as my rhythm guitarist got a mouth full of food he spotted my car safely parked in the restaurant parking lot! He spit food all over everyone as he shouted "You Son's O' Bitches!!!!!

Tons of fun for a bunch of 16 year olds!!!

i worked out who killed my dog , visited him with my baseball bat- revenge.

My neighbours dog barks and keeps me awake at night. so tonight I'm gonna put the dog in our garden.

LETS SEE HOW THE FUCKER LIKES THAT!!!!