You are challenged to a duel.....what do you do?

Yeah okay we are assuming this is done in some place where dueling is still legal so shut the fuck up if you where going to remind us it's basically not legal anywhere anymore, dildo.

So....what do you do? Meet the challenge? Bitch out? As the one who was challenged, you get to to pick the weapons to be used, as is the custom, but if you choose something that fires any kind of projectile and you fire first and miss, just remember you have to stand there stone still and let the other guy take his shot at you. What weapon do you choose? Guns, knives, swords, bare hands, clubs, ice picks, medieval battle mace, grenades, rocks, nunchaku, etc? Me, I'd go through with it. I'd probably choose a weapon depending on what sort of body type my opponent had and would be worst off with. For instance, if he's a short, slow fuck then I'd pick a battle mace or something he could not swing very well. Then again, hacking a a REAL enemy to pieces with a battle axe as his screaming girlfriend watches in horror would be a special pleasure. Then I'd drag her off and fuck her and tell him I was going to do so just before I split his cranium with cold steel. Or maybe I'd let him just lay there and bleed out.

no grenades?

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You are challenged to a duel.....what do you do?

Kick him in the bollocks and run away like a girlie

Duels aren't legal anymore dude.

how about kicking people in the bollocks?

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Originally posted by Watty

how about kicking people in the bollocks?

I say that as long as they aren't your own personal bollocks, kick away.

kicking your own bollocks, is not an easy thing, unless they hang down next to your ankles.

Give me a few years so mine start hanging low and I will let you know how difficult it is.

hmm, i'd use this:

http://216.218.248.205/datastore/c5/c8/b/c5c8fc8444c3ac75c846c1eb62d3c625.jpg

if i was shit out of luck and forgot my meat cleavers.

note: um, if ya just ate DON'T LOOK!

bare hands....if she was female and naked...but i'd cheat and use my bare cock as well

Meat cleavers.....I like that. Coolerking: yeah I did in fact mention grenades. Try reading the post next time. I'll just leave my "owned" picture out of this, but trust me, you came close to me dragging it out for some show and tell.

OR

just something like this:

"To prove his mental unfitness for duty in Vietnam, Frank Zappa squeezed peanut butter up his ass prior to the draft physical. During the exam, he casually put a finger up his bum and then sucked off the brownness."

id use a longsword and a sheild .

Meat cleavers.....I like that. I like that a lot. I can imagine two guys behind some fire station hacking at each other in blind rage with those. Coolerking: yeah I did in fact mention grenades. Try reading the post next time. I'll just leave my "owned" picture out of this, but trust me, you came damn close to me dragging it out for some show and tell. I'll letcha slide this time.

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Originally posted by twwain

hmm, i'd use this:

http://216.218.248.205/datastore/c5/c8/b/c5c8fc8444c3ac75c846c1eb62d3c625.jpg

if i was shit out of luck and forgot my meat cleavers.

note: um, if ya just ate DON'T LOOK!

sicko

i´d chose a gatling gun.

Dueling banjo's!

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Originally posted by HighGuy

Dueling banjo's!

can yoo skweeel like a pig boi??

I'd choose conkers

I'd choose whining and make him listen to my sister-n-law go on and on about her life. I'm use to it but I'm sure my oppenent would kill himself in about ten minutes.