You are challenged to a duel.....what do you do?

Singing, nobody seems to be able to stand my singing.
Although I do NOT agree on that one.

Everyone is just tonedeaf. That's all.

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Originally posted by I-love-girls

Singing, nobody seems to be able to stand my singing.
Although I do NOT agree on that one.

Everyone is just tonedeaf. That's all.

accompanied by banjos?? see above picture

Anyone pathetic enough to challenge me deserves to get shot.

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Originally posted by ÜberPervert™

Anyone pathetic enough to challenge me deserves to get shot.

what about if there were no guns available?

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Originally posted by TickLer

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Anyone pathetic enough to challenge me deserves to get shot.

what about if there were no guns available?
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bitchslap them on the back of their head with your dick?

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

[reply=TickLer]
[reply=ÜberPervert™]
Anyone pathetic enough to challenge me deserves to get shot.

what about if there were no guns available?
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bitchslap them on the back of their head with your dick?
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ewwww that kind of shot??

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Originally posted by TickLer

[reply=lAtInO-oZ]
[reply=TickLer]
[reply=ÜberPervert™]
Anyone pathetic enough to challenge me deserves to get shot.

what about if there were no guns available?
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bitchslap them on the back of their head with your dick?
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ewwww that kind of shot??
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whatever works...its a duel right?

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

[reply=TickLer]
[reply=lAtInO-oZ]
[reply=TickLer]
[reply=ÜberPervert™]
Anyone pathetic enough to challenge me deserves to get shot.

what about if there were no guns available?
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bitchslap them on the back of their head with your dick?
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ewwww that kind of shot??
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whatever works...its a duel right?
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back to the banjos

I'd choose cotton wool balls, have you ever tried to kill a man with cotton wool balls? Me neither but I reckon it wouldn't be possible, BUT I could throw cotton wool balls all day long. Much longer than the other guy so I'd win by default.

Job done.

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Originally posted by BigDic

I'd choose cotton wool balls, have you ever tried to kill a man with cotton wool balls? Me neither but I reckon it wouldn't be possible, BUT I could throw cotton wool balls all day long. Much longer than the other guy so I'd win by default.

Job done.

how do you know you could throw cotton wool balls longer than anyone else?

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Originally posted by Watty

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You are challenged to a duel.....what do you do?

Kick him in the bollocks and run away like a girlie

me too

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Originally posted by TickLer

[reply=BigDic]
I'd choose cotton wool balls, have you ever tried to kill a man with cotton wool balls? Me neither but I reckon it wouldn't be possible, BUT I could throw cotton wool balls all day long. Much longer than the other guy so I'd win by default.

Job done.

how do you know you could throw cotton wool balls longer than anyone else?
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It's one of my hobbies, along with blowing up ballons.

I would either

or

or even

but never would I end up like this

i´d choose a wooden spoon. and after defeating my opponent, i´d cut off his legs with the spoooooon

I'm sick and tired of wooden spoons.

a duel? why should i do such stuff? jeff watches too much cheap western movies

How about scythes? (A scythe is that bladed harvest tool with a curved blade the grim reaper carries around with him)

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Originally posted by Watty

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You are challenged to a duel.....what do you do?

Kick him in the bollocks and run away like a girlie

word.

id wanna get out of there as oon as possible so i can go home and play some Halo. now thats real Dueling

I guess I should add one more condition to this: at least one of you has to die as a result of the duel.

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Originally posted by Jeff613

I guess I should add one more condition to this: at least one of you has to die as a result of the duel.

lets hope it's you jeff