Would You Like To Know A Secret? 3 vs 1.

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Originally posted by Dagnabbit

@Latino - Your right, the Jack I remember those are probably all true. Knowing Jack, he's probably Ramsann.

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Originally posted by ramsann

lol nope. i loved a girl when i was 15 through like 18 but i don't really think about her anymore. those all have some truth to them but not completely tue.

correct one:
i'm an incredibly good hacker. i've hacked into peoples accounts that i don't even know to catch my boyfriends cheating.

remind me not to piss you off haha

Linux or windows?

haha

it's unbelievable how dumb people let their accounts be unsecure.

1. I've upper deckered my ex, and her roommates toilet. diarrhea style

2. i had a gay roommate in college who i witnessed having sex with one of my friends who i did not know was gay at the time

3. I once fapped so hard my jizz hit the ceiling and dripped on my face

4. I am a 2nd degree black belt in brazilian jiu jitsu

number 3

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Originally posted by ramsann

number 3

nope

boooring

number 2, and not so much boring as disturbing.

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Originally posted by ramsann

my whole family calls me poop eyes.

Speaking of poop eyes, I dated a girl for a bit who said she had poop eyes, because they were brown.

So being the nice guy that I was, I was like, "Nah, lots of things are hot and sexy and still brown."

And she asked, "Like what?"

So I thought for a second and was like, "Well, a lot of horses are brown, and they're majestic and beautiful. So you're eyes are like a horses ass."



She thought it was funny though, so it was all good.

yeah. my sister called me poop eyes when i was like 10 and i cried so hard. she never called me that again

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Originally posted by Paddy!

I've competed in and finished over 35 marathons.

I'm related to Zooey Deschanel.

I once had sex with a girl in her parents boat while on the lake.

You are correct Sir.

I once had sex with a girl in her parents boat while on the lake.

Pics or it didn't happen

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Originally posted by Notech_The_Monk

I once had sex with a girl in her parents boat while on the lake.

Pics or it didn't happen

Waaaaay to busy to take pics. Besides I was under 18 at the time...pics send you to jail...and you know what they do to monks in jail.

They get special privileges. Right?

Once out fishing I caught a pelican, taste like chicken bro

Fanging up the beach I rolled a land cruiser with three people in the back. We all came out alive.

I pick up chicks at random and rape them, feels bad bro

I stalk pregnant chicks on facebook and sew prawns inside the lining of the back seat of there cars.

anging up the beach I rolled a land cruiser with three people in the back. We all came out alive.

Too easy Bub!

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anging up the beach I rolled a land cruiser with three people in the back. We all came out alive.

Too easy Bub!
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Not funny

Pelican actually taste prety good tyhough

I was the best bowler for many years as a junior cricketer

I was part of a bad gang that killed people

I know what love is

I can carve anything out of wood or sandstone

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Originally posted by cog

I was the best bowler for many years as a junior cricketer

I was part of a bad gang that killed people

I know what love is

I can carve anything out of wood or sandstone

As a wood carver, I believe that wood carvers never lie. I'm going with #4, cog. Real people don't play cricket and you wouldn't admit to being part of a group that killed someone and men don't know what love is cause they think love is when you only try to put it in your girls butt on special occasions.

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Originally posted by Cog

I know what love is

How sweet

I can carve anything out of wood or sandstone

Now that I can believe.