Would You Like To Know A Secret? 3 vs 1.

This thread is going to be pretty coolio in my opinion. I seen it on another forum and thought it could work well here.

Basically how it works is, you post one true fact about yourself, and three lies. For example:

>I once told a girl I had cancer to get her to be down to fuck.

>I once spit on a homeless person for a laugh.

[color=green]>I can speak French.

>I took gymnastics for four years. [/color]

See, those are four things, three of them are lies, one of them is true. That's how this will work, three lies, one true fact, and you leave it up to us to decide which is which. I highlighted mine to show you the difference...where three are red (lies) one is green (true)..... you don't do this, that's what makes it fun. Also, mine was kinda tame, making them outrageous is funner.

Get out there and have some fun bros!

I saw a nun naked one time.

I started a (small) fire in a department store when I was younger.

I jerked off at work one time.

I ran around the block naked after losing a game of truth or dare.

Now I'm horribly interested in which one is real...lol

If only they were color coded, then you'd know.

But they aren't, so you don't! HA!

- I took a shit in my ex's toilet water reservoir (aka upper decker) when I came to 'pick up my shit'.

- After hearing from close friend that my girlfriend was cheating, I put icy hot on her vibrator right before I left for a week.

- I sneakily took off my condom and came inside a prostitute in Germany.

- I fucked, and fisted, a lesbian in the front seat of her dad's car, while she was on her period.

Good luck.

^^^^

Holy shit, this man knows how its done!


I once beat up a clown for embarrassing me at a birthday party.

I used to bully a kid in grade school into giving me his snack packs.

I have over 200 hours on a gameboy color playing Pokemon.

I once had an STD.

Quote:

Originally posted by LordSkotch

- I took a shit in my ex's toilet water reservoir (aka upper decker) when I came to 'pick up my shit'.

- After hearing from close friend that my girlfriend was cheating, I put icy hot on her vibrator right before I left for a week.

- I sneakily took off my condom and came inside a prostitute in Germany.

- I fucked, and fisted, a lesbian in the front seat of her dad's car, while she was on her period.

Good luck.

all these are fucking gross and make me heave.

Well, if it makes you feel better 3 of them are just made up!

Quote:

Originally posted by EricLindros

I saw a nun naked one time.

I started a (small) fire in a department store when I was younger.

I jerked off at work one time.

I ran around the block naked after losing a game of truth or dare.

I'm betting that the highlighted one is the true one...

I picked up some homeless guy along the road, and gave him all my cash, $180 when I dropped him off.

As a freshman, I popped 3 seniors in the locker room during a pep rally.

I took a candybar from a blind kid when I was 9.

I lost 1/2 my left foot in a bike accident.

I took a dump in the street

I lost 3 fingers in a table saw accident

I wrecked my dad's Corvette

I took a dump on the hood of my bosses car

Quote:

Originally posted by LordSkotch

- I took a shit in my ex's toilet water reservoir (aka upper decker) when I came to 'pick up my shit'.

- After hearing from close friend that my girlfriend was cheating, I put icy hot on her vibrator right before I left for a week.

- I sneakily took off my condom and came inside a prostitute in Germany.

- I fucked, and fisted, a lesbian in the front seat of her dad's car, while she was on her period.

Good luck.

I so hope that is the true one

Lmao, looking forward to a couple more responses then I'll reveal the truth and the story with it.

Quote:

Originally posted by Honda_X

^^^^

Holy shit, this man knows how its done!


I once beat up a clown for embarrassing me at a birthday party.

I used to bully a kid in grade school into giving me his snack packs.

I have over 200 hours on a gameboy color playing Pokemon.

I once had an STD.

That sounds like my boy right there...

Quote:

Originally posted by LordSkotch

- I took a shit in my ex's toilet water reservoir (aka upper decker) when I came to 'pick up my shit'.

- After hearing from close friend that my girlfriend was cheating, I put icy hot on her vibrator right before I left for a week.

- I sneakily took off my condom and came inside a prostitute in Germany.

- I fucked, and fisted, a lesbian in the front seat of her dad's car, while she was on her period.

Good luck.

There's my choice... cruel and unusal punishment

1. I like to be peed on.

2. I'm shy.

3. I'm talented.

4. I'm a good role model.

Quote:

Originally posted by Kim_Kardashian

1. I like to be peed on.

2. I'm shy.

3. I'm talented.

4. I'm a good role model.

That is too easy... No.1!

I think this would be much more entertaining if once guessed, the OP admits that it was true, and maybe told us the story behind it if applicable.

1. I have a name, other than my own, tattooed on my penis.

2. I performed before crowds of 50,000-100,000 people multiple times.

3. I am a 32nd degree freemason.

4. The best blowjob I have ever gotten in my life was from a transgender stripper.

Right, what SP said. When guessed, I'll spill.

I once got my cock out in front of 100 people on stage and i couldn't get a semi so it looked really small

As an 8 year old, I left my annoying 6 year old sister behind on the bus on purpose.

I once shat the bed and blamed it on my brother (we shared the same bed as kids)

I once set fire to an abandoned car, which exploded and destroyed a tree and a neighbours car


One of these I did, the other 3 i know someone who did!