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Winners and losers in the game of Spam...

Starter: DEMO Posted: 16 years ago Views: 13.5K
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#3883325
Lvl 59
Oh.

Sorry.

I didn't get the memo.

The penguin copied it and took it home.
#3883326
Lvl 10
ha ha nice!I honestly never noticed that!Nor ever will, it never happened!
#3883327
Lvl 12
That's right, just move on...we got some nice forums you can vote...um, nevermind that.
Just keep your fucking mouths shut and no one gets hurt, kapeesh?
#3883328
Lvl 28
WHERE IS THAT PENGUIN WITH MY DAMN COPIES?
#3883329
Lvl 59
HE IS BREAKING UP YOUR MARRIAGE!!

#3883330
Lvl 28
PENGUINS!
#3883331
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanzen

And that is the non-porn, non-warez, non-torrent stuff.


So... softcore porn?
#3883332
Lvl 24
FUCK YEAH, ELECTIONS IN THE BAG!!



love it
#3883333
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

FUCK YEAH, ELECTIONS IN THE BAG!!



love it


Figures.

#3883334
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

Oh.

Sorry.

I didn't get the memo.

The penguin copied it and took it home.



to rebuke me as well?
#3883335
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

so my mom isnt currently working, and therefore has decided that her sole purpose in life is to wake me up and make sure i get to work on time

and the last couple of work days it has gotten just out of hand... just plain out of control :P



one thing she always does is constantly talks in a really loud voice so i cant drown her out in my sleep, and she does it in this very happy disneyworld kind of tone which is just the worst thing to hear first thing in the morning... i am NOT a morning person when i first wake up

in addition to that fun non stop noise she makes, she pulled off all my blankets so i was freezing. she finally left for a couple minutes, i got them back and went back to sleep.

THEN SHE COMES IN WITH THE BIG GUNS. she tickled my feet which i was screaming from, when that shit finally stopped and she left i went back to sleep.


..... then she busted out the spray bottle and sprayed the shit out of me until i got up.






LIKEWTFMOM


Don't you work at the family business also?

Seems like she has a reason to get your ass to work. lol
#3883336
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

so my mom isnt currently working, and therefore has decided that her sole purpose in life is to wake me up and make sure i get to work on time

and the last couple of work days it has gotten just out of hand... just plain out of control :P



one thing she always does is constantly talks in a really loud voice so i cant drown her out in my sleep, and she does it in this very happy disneyworld kind of tone which is just the worst thing to hear first thing in the morning... i am NOT a morning person when i first wake up

in addition to that fun non stop noise she makes, she pulled off all my blankets so i was freezing. she finally left for a couple minutes, i got them back and went back to sleep.

THEN SHE COMES IN WITH THE BIG GUNS. she tickled my feet which i was screaming from, when that shit finally stopped and she left i went back to sleep.


..... then she busted out the spray bottle and sprayed the shit out of me until i got up.






LIKEWTFMOM


Yeah, sucks having to, like, go to work ON TIME & shit.





& BTW, you're living at home all rent free and shit ought to free up some cash for a White Pizza. Dammit.
#3883337
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by Bangledesh

Don't you work at the family business also?

Seems like she has a reason to get your ass to work. lol


my family owns 50% of the company, but as for my mom it doesnt work like that so no thats not the reason


Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

Yeah, sucks having to, like, go to work ON TIME & shit.


& BTW, you're living at home all rent free and shit ought to free up some cash for a White Pizza. Dammit.


yeah i know, wtf is up with that shit

youre living rent free at home too.... i think you must have enough for a white pizza for yourself
#3883338
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

& BTW, you're living at home all rent free and shit ought to free up some cash for a White Pizza. Dammit.


wtf?

whats wrong with a coloured pizza?
you trying to hold the pizzanos down?



OPPRESSION!!!
#3883339
Lvl 22
anyone kick their favorite Vet. today?
#3883340
Lvl 13
Mmmmmmmmmm... Pizza...


WTF? Why is it that every time I have to stay up late doing school work I want pizza? Why don't I crave Chinese food? Or a burrito or something? I can get those delivered or right down the street. Pizza? Noooooooooooooooo. I live 3/4 of a freaking mile out of range for THAT!
#3883341
Lvl 12
General Tso chicken and some egg rolls sounds pretty good right about now...
#3883342
Lvl 22
I'm on it BRB...
#3883343
Lvl 12
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

she pulled off all my blankets so i was freezing. she finally left for a couple minutes, i got them back and went back to sleep.

THEN SHE COMES IN WITH THE BIG GUNS. she tickled my feet which i was screaming from, when that shit finally stopped and she left i went back to sleep.


..... then she busted out the spray bottle and sprayed the shit out of me until i got up.

This would be so hot if it wasn't your mom, especially the big guns on the feet thing. Let's say it's your hot step mom.
#3883344
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by Latino

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wtf?

whats wrong with a coloured pizza?
you trying to hold the pizzanos down?



OPPRESSION!!!


White is a color, fucker. Don't be oppressing me and my white pizza! Ricotta cheese & garlic, FTMFW!


Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

youre living rent free at home too.... i think you must have enough for a white pizza for yourself


Yeah, but I gots mad school bills and whatnot. Like, a poor college student, ya know?

BOSS, GET ME THAT PIZZZZZZAAAAA!
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