Winners and losers in the game of Spam...

All my bets are down for the Melbourne Cup and I'm havin a beer

What brand of beer?

plasma or lcd...i have until next friday or the week after to make a decision.

Plasma is a good choice, but I am not an expert on these things.

XXXX and LCD are my preferences

LCD...for the third damn time.

Also, sup guise?

LCD is the way of the future. Or you can buy one of those ones that run off of water.

I'm of to collect my winnings and celebrate with the ladies

I snapped this yesterday, I thought it was a joke at first:

and the moral of the story is?

Send me her number, I know some people that like rats.

So, I've decided to move to LA, wait for Avril Lavigne to get over the Dereck Whibley thing...and then fuck the livi...totally date her, and then like, marry her.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I snapped this yesterday, I thought it was a joke at first:

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how are you supposed to call the number when it's all squiggled out? That lady will never get rid of those rats that way

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Originally posted by TickLes

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how are you supposed to call the number when it's all squiggled out? That lady will never get rid of those rats that way

If you want the rats ask honda for the number, he has the original photo

I want a love rat. I've read about them in the paper

Rats are good for target practice...

so my mom isnt currently working, and therefore has decided that her sole purpose in life is to wake me up and make sure i get to work on time

and the last couple of work days it has gotten just out of hand... just plain out of control :P



one thing she always does is constantly talks in a really loud voice so i cant drown her out in my sleep, and she does it in this very happy disneyworld kind of tone which is just the worst thing to hear first thing in the morning... i am NOT a morning person when i first wake up

in addition to that fun non stop noise she makes, she pulled off all my blankets so i was freezing. she finally left for a couple minutes, i got them back and went back to sleep.

THEN SHE COMES IN WITH THE BIG GUNS. she tickled my feet which i was screaming from, when that shit finally stopped and she left i went back to sleep.


..... then she busted out the spray bottle and sprayed the shit out of me until i got up.






LIKEWTFMOM

Aren't mom's great

My mom used to do the feet tickle thing, till I threatened to kick her teeth out one morning :P

And on a side note...