Who's naming the f---ing SPAM!

You'd have to be an astronaut... It's not practical at all. (or a physics student)

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Originally posted by Darklight01

Makes sense that it would be creepy. It's like a dude just really wanted sex but couldn't get it. So he asks like a day before Valentines day, in hopes that he's fortunate. But yeah...I get ya.

Whatever day you pick, ask her with some confidence...like whatever day you decide to do it was your plan all along...and that you didn't have indecision in trying to figure out the day.

Psh! What makes you think I wouldn't do it with confidence? I'm deceptively decisive when I want to be.

Hey, SP, fess up...which ones do you have: http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/13-sex-toys-too-baffling-to-enjoy.html

And I am not asking her out because of sex. I just think it would be really fun getting to know her.. Just thought I should put that in their.

Lol...just sayin. Confidence is key.

I know this. Now fess up! You were asked a question.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Hey, SP, fess up...which ones do you have:[ Link ]

The ladies can't get enough of The Accommodator!









Ewwww

Mhm...and are you one of the "ladies"? You answered that without saying "I".

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Originally posted by Darklight01

Makes sense that it would be creepy. It's like a dude just really wanted sex but couldn't get it. So he asks like a day before Valentines day, in hopes that he's fortunate. But yeah...I get ya.

I don't normally venture into the spam room, but this is getting painful to read, and I must step in before you lose your man card. Pick a day, and ask her out. If she's into you, she'll say yes. If she's not into you, she'll tell you she's a lesbian. The day will not matter.

I think you all are worrying a bit too much about this V day stuff.

Good luck when you finally ask her.

Okay. So what you're saying is to man up... I see.

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Originally posted by Darklight01

Mhm...and are you one of the "ladies"? You answered that without saying "I".

I also ended my answer with ewwwwww. So the answer to your question is, not a chance. Lol

Your circumstance confuses me just a little... When you say "not a chance," you actually mean that you are in fact not one of the ladies?

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Originally posted by Darklight01

Your circumstance confuses me just a little... When you say "not a chance," you actually mean that you are in fact not one of the ladies?

No no no. I mean there isn't a chance that I'd enjoy it.

Ooooh...I gotcha now. So none of EL's contraptions then? Haha

If I had to pick one, it'd be either the Obama or the Lil Chef, as those are the only ones that I'd ever use.

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Originally posted by hornithologist

I think you all are worrying a bit too much about this V day stuff.

I don't care about Valentines day.

But chicks care about Valentines day.

I care about chicks.

And thus, via the transitive property of caring, I care about Valentines day - specifically, what chicks think about it, and then I use that understanding to pick the course of action that I think will be most successful.

That is all.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

If I had to pick one, it'd be either the Obama or the Lil Chef, as those are the only ones that I'd ever use.

I figured that you'd be more into the Virgin Mary, being that the other two dildos are men

I don't think you actually had to pick one...(lol)...but you would let Obama serve a term(s) in your oval office and/or play with a sad little Italian cook (x-rated)?

Strategic, EL. And that's why I have to adhere to his way. haha