What'll happen when I bury that dead hooker in my back yard?

Will a "dead hooker" tree sprout up where I buried her?

WHEN you bury one??? Do we need to call the athorities on you dude?

You gonna have to run it by hand again. Revive the gal and life will be easier for you

Unfortunately for you, that myth is untrue. A hooker tree will not grow there. BUT, burying a dead hooker in your back yard can lead to you being involved in a lot of anal sex. If that is your cup of tea then by all means go ahead.

have some quick lime handy to keep the smell down
esp. if you decide the basement is more private

but it is far simpler and easier to dump them on a loney stretch of hiway

it'll give the dogs something to dig and scratch on, other than that i say go ahead

depends on the cause of death.

are you the guy thats been killing them in england?

Hmmm, they don't usually grow when I bury them.

but why would you want a "dead hooker tree"? wouldnt you rather grow live hookers?

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Originally posted by bisthrngrl

but why would you want a "dead hooker tree"? wouldnt you rather grow live hookers?

probably for all the cheap panties and clear heels it'll grow, of course :P

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

[reply=bisthrngrl]
but why would you want a "dead hooker tree"? wouldnt you rather grow live hookers?

probably for all the cheap panties and clear heels it'll grow, of course :P
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you know i never thought of it that way and dont forget all the cheap perfume you'll get

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Originally posted by bisthrngrl

you know i never thought of it that way and dont forget all the cheap perfume you'll get

yep, and if it gets one of those hole in the side of the tree growing there you could fuck it and it would be as dry as the pussy of the hooker you buried there

no but your backyard will get herpes and that is no fun

Depends on if you killed her by choking her in anal soil. If so, yes a dead hooker tree will come.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

[reply=bisthrngrl]
you know i never thought of it that way and dont forget all the cheap perfume you'll get

yep, and if it gets one of those hole in the side of the tree growing there you could fuck it and it would be as dry as the pussy of the hooker you buried there
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Like this?

man, where do you come up with these pictures

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Originally posted by Vorphraguptor

Depends on if you killed her by choking her in anal soil. If so, yes a dead hooker tree will come.

anal soil?

it depends on whether you buried her face up or face down.

face up and a pussy willow will grow.

face down and you will get a lav-a-tree

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