What'll happen when I bury that dead hooker in my back yard?

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Originally posted by hsv

it depends on whether you buried her face up or face down.

face up and a pussy willow will grow.

face down and you will get a lav-a-tree

good point :P

where does jeff get this stuff?

anyway, you just have to beware the pimp squirrels, they'll move in and take over your territory, next thing you know you are paying to fuck your own tree

but the pimp squirrels are only for the dude hookers they love the nutz so u dont have to worry bout them

Put her through the "CHIPPER" then if you SPREAD her remains around you are sure to get a hooker tree. But you have to remember that when pruning your tree you have to use a coat hanger that has been heated on the stove or your tree wont respect you.

you know this thread is quickly growing quite disturbing , apparently we have some pimp wannabes here

If you bury her ass above the ground, you'll have an excellent bike parking space

well, this:

"Man Held in Deaths of... Prostitutes"

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/12/18/international/i142711S52.DTL

jeff! is that you?

that can't be him, first of all jeff is a locksmith, not a taxi driver, plus he would actually have to show some initiative to actually go out and kill the prostitutes, and since jeff still lives in his mother's basement, i think it is safe to say he lacks initiative



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besides jeff isn't that pretty

Good plant fertiliser

is this the hooker in question?

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Originally posted by bisthrngrl

is this the hooker in question?

No, that's linking images from tripod which never works

@WW
Tripod is teh gay :P