what is the most perverted thing you have ever done?

how come i think this stories are more funny than perverted

I would say that i squirted ketchup all over my penis and had my gal lick it up, but since i dont have a gf that never happened

oh we definately have a winner

We were having a party, my co workers were there, my sister and her friend were there... about a dozen of us ended up in the hot tub, - and guess what, I got horny. Had a bit to drink, so I sat on the side of the tub, pulled out my dick and had my gf suck me while she squatted on a water jet and I talked with my friends, co workers and sister and her friend.

wow ... you should be more carefull O_o

I think DragonJim has won this hands down.

We were at the lake, and there was a bunch of kids playin on the pier and jumping off - me and my gf got under the pier in the water and did it nice and slow while they were all playin...Then after we were done, you could see the gobs of cum floating out to where all the kids were jumping and splashing...It was quite funny.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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Ok, You want perverted, Anybody else here taste their cum? Sometimes It gets me going to a second or a third orgasm.

now this is perverted


i mean ive licked my own off a guys dick plenty of times, but thats a little different... seems to be a big thing for guys to do it

FeFe,
Care to post a vid or pic of that? I'm sure we'd all enjoy it!
And I'm glad it's perverted for me, If it wasn't I don't think it'd
get me off...as much

(offtopic) loom, i love your avatar

If this thread is still alive later, I'll be back with more...lol - gotta go do some dam work! But maybe I'll jack off under my desk again, just for the hell of it...

Man Jim, your stories keep getting more twisted.

lets see... walked in on lesbians in the shower and ended up having sex with both of them. Had sex on my friends couch while 11 people were asleep in the room on the floor(had to go outside when she started getting noisy). Had sex with my roommates sister and then his ex-gf. Finger-banged a girl in a room where her parents were while watching a movie at their house in the dark. Finger banged the same girl in class in high school. Ate a girl out with pop-rocks (she loved it). Used any part of me that I could imagine to get a girl off (rubbin against her pussy, although this worked mostly cause she was very sensitive).

Theres a few of them

I jerked off in the back of a school bus once. I believe it was Freshman year.

More weird then perverted but, my friend popped in The Passion for the first time and hated it so much, he choose to jerk off to the scene where they're beating him. Now that's messed up.

ok that guy with the movie and the beating it to the beating, thats not perverted... thats sick in the head

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Originally posted by Watty

lol yeah,

but it was a Church of England church so no confession box. It was up on the balconey behind the organ speakers!


:Edit: I was there supposedly mowing the church grass. I got kinda bored i guess.

Impresive

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Originally posted by I_jerk_off_alot

Ok, You want perverted, Anybody else here taste their cum? Sometimes It gets me going to a second or a third orgasm.

Also, I once got caught fucking in front of a hotel in Jamaica, didn't stop though. We put on a show.

Hows that?

now we are talkin

When I was in college I lived in a nudist colony down in Austin. (yeah it was great) Anyway, early one morning this chick came nockin on my door at the apt. complex. She was 16, came in and rode me while we smoked a doob together. Then I sat out and seen her off on the school bus, went up and smoked one with her mom - and then fuked the hell out of her. Then around lunch, smoked one in the hot tub with her 25yo sister and then retired to her apt for an awesome nooner.
GOD, I was a happy fuk when I was 18...*thinks back fondly of those good ole days*

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Originally posted by DragonJim

We were having a party, my co workers were there, my sister and her friend were there... about a dozen of us ended up in the hot tub, - and guess what, I got horny. Had a bit to drink, so I sat on the side of the tub, pulled out my dick and had my gf suck me while she squatted on a water jet and I talked with my friends, co workers and sister and her friend.

yea forgot I did something like that
At a friends party an ex blew me in front of my friends and when their wives and gf's came out all hell broke loose. Still get ribbed about that and it pisses my wife off

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More weird then perverted but, my friend popped in The Passion for the first time and hated it so much, he choose to jerk off to the scene where they're beating him. Now that's messed up.

Ok, new winner.

btw, did I forget to mention that I flunked out of college on the first go roune? go figure, hmmmmm