what is the most perverted thing you have ever done?

Ive had sex in a church

True story

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Originally posted by NG1000101

I had sex in a church parking lot before

nice well as a pastor i say good job my man.

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Originally posted by Watty

Ive had sex in a church

True story

tell it then fucker.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

nice well as a pastor i say good job my man.

Spaghetti or shell?

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

[reply=NG1000101]
I had sex in a church parking lot before

nice well as a pastor i say good job my man.
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Originally posted by Watty

[reply=lokithemadtitan]
nice well as a pastor i say good job my man.

Spaghetti or shell?
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i have not slept in some time. my brain says huh?

Yes padré

Not a lot to tell, I had sex in a church once.


Pastor... Pasta hmmmm nevermind

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Originally posted by Watty

Yes padré

Not a lot to tell, I had sex in a church once.


Pastor... Pasta hmmmm nevermind

well doing it in the confession booth will save you time...

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Originally posted by Watty

Yes padré

Not a lot to tell, I had sex in a church once.


Pastor... Pasta hmmmm nevermind

well damn it sounds like it would be an interesting story my son. and yes i would like some pasta.

lol yeah,

but it was a Church of England church so no confession box. It was up on the balconey behind the organ speakers!


:Edit: I was there supposedly mowing the church grass. I got kinda bored i guess.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

[reply=NG1000101]
I had sex in a church parking lot before

nice well as a pastor i say good job my man.
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I'm a reverend.

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Originally posted by Watty

lol yeah,

but it was a Church of England church so no confession box. It was up on the balconey behind the organ speakers!

awesome.....
when i did it in a church...it was a church with a baptism pool...
that water was not holy anymore..

you perverts are making god angry. he is like hey you fucker quick fucking in my fucking house.

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

[reply=Watty]
lol yeah,

but it was a Church of England church so no confession box. It was up on the balconey behind the organ speakers!

awesome.....
when i did it in a church...it was a church with a baptism pool...
that water was not holy anymore..
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Did you use it to clean up afterwards?

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

you perverts are making god angry. he is like hey you fucker quick fucking in my fucking house.

Not true. I just asked him, and his reply was, "Rock on!"

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Originally posted by lAtInO-oZ

awesome.....
when i did it in a church...it was a church with a baptism pool...
that water was not holy anymore..

yeah would imagine it being slightly tainted.


Loki, did God really say that, or are you making it up?

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Originally posted by Strichnine

I have smelled my ex girlfriends sisters underwear while she stayed the night, I felt kinda dirty, but no regrets tho.

But the dirtiest thing i have ever done was stick my big toe in a girls vigina and she loved it! wtf is up with that?

you did it after a hard day of walking and without washing it? that's soooo dirty.... ha

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Originally posted by TheZodiac

[reply=lAtInO-oZ]
[reply=Watty]
lol yeah,

but it was a Church of England church so no confession box. It was up on the balconey behind the organ speakers!

awesome.....
when i did it in a church...it was a church with a baptism pool...
that water was not holy anymore..
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Did you use it to clean up afterwards?
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well the girl i was seeing actually went to church...i went along..
she was supposed to clean up after all had left..i was helping her clean the pool
she fell in, the rest.....use your imagination..

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Originally posted by TheZodiac

[reply=lokithemadtitan]
[reply=NG1000101]
I had sex in a church parking lot before

nice well as a pastor i say good job my man.
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I'm a reverend.
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For real???

i work with a guy thats an ordaned minister.. he got it online in like 15 mins.

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Originally posted by Watty

[reply=lAtInO-oZ]
awesome.....
when i did it in a church...it was a church with a baptism pool...
that water was not holy anymore..

yeah would imagine it being slightly tainted.


Loki, did God really say that, or are you making it up?
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god says fuck alot when he talks to me. he always seems angry. like kanzen.