what is the most perverted thing you have ever done?

once i was in highschool i asked my virgin girlfriend (who wanted to remain virgin) if i cuold fuck her in her ass hole
well...after i was slapped we broke

hmmm, i have one that is a perveted thing i am probably gonna do... i have a ultra hot 17 yr old 4th cousin... next family reunion i am takin her somewhere and i am gonna bang the shit out of her, she has the hots for me big time and I have to say that its kinda mutual... 4th cousin isnt too close to the bloodline is it?

btw: i am 20 so its within the age range for me in this state

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Originally posted by DragonJim

When I was in college I lived in a nudist colony down in Austin. (yeah it was great) Anyway, early one morning this chick came nockin on my door at the apt. complex. She was 16, came in and rode me while we smoked a doob together. Then I sat out and seen her off on the school bus, went up and smoked one with her mom - and then fuked the hell out of her. Then around lunch, smoked one in the hot tub with her 25yo sister and then retired to her apt for an awesome nooner.
GOD, I was a happy fuk when I was 18...*thinks back fondly of those good ole days*

I've done alot of crazy shit , but this ....yyoouuu yyyoouuu da winner so far in my book

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hmmm, i have one that is a perveted thing i am probably gonna do... i have a ultra hot 17 yr old 4th cousin... next family reunion i am takin her somewhere and i am gonna bang the shit out of her, she has the hots for me big time and I have to say that its kinda mutual... 4th cousin isnt too close to the bloodline is it?

Holy shit.

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Originally posted by juicypat

hmmm, i have one that is a perveted thing i am probably gonna do... i have a ultra hot 17 yr old 4th cousin... next family reunion i am takin her somewhere and i am gonna bang the shit out of her, she has the hots for me big time and I have to say that its kinda mutual... 4th cousin isnt too close to the bloodline is it?

btw: i am 20 so its within the age range for me in this state

you lad better make sure your and her parents won't figure that out

ok, it's gettin' out of control

Dude, the cousin thing is da bomb....when I was 16, me and my 1st cousin were what we trailer trash call kissin cousins...(I'm 38 now) and about 5 years ago she came down with her kids and me, my gf, my kids, her and her kids went to wet and wild. Her and I made out in line when we went by ourself. And then that night, all of the kids camped in the yard in tents and my gf gave her her first bi experience, and then I finally got to dip my wick in my hot little cousin...hmmmm, she got divorced like 6 months later???? kinda made me feel bad...especially at family reunions, cause her mom won't talk to me at all...lol

Ok, I now know way more than I wanted to know about most of you.

and I dont live in a trailer anymore...

you can always cunt on your family

what's weirder is she had 4 kids (and still pretty tight), and my gf and me were the first make her cum! and she came like 6 times that night - totally freaked her out...

When i was at work, I would do my best to find an excuse to walk past this one girls desk once or twice a day on the way to the bathroom. After catching a few brief, fleeting glimpses of her, sometimes stop in for a chat, I would releave myself in the men's room. Anyone else ever spank on company time?

hell yea...lock the door after hours, whip it out at the desk, tune in to WBW... then wipe off the desk - all in a days work, and gettin paid to boot....lol

This thread went from to . I think you're the winner, DragonJim.

Sorry, I was in a talkative mood today, and yall hit on a subject that made me reminiscent of past times....So just one more b4 I get back to work....

ok, this is kinda sick, but my friends an i was in bulgaria last week and at a resturant a dude was lickin a girl on the bardesk! and there was people around eating foood!!! she was a hot girl, but i still kinda lost my appetite...

Just a few months ago I was having an affair. I think my gf was catchin on, so when I came home from work - she was naked on the couch. Cool, we got down for some good 'loud livin room sex' (those who are married with kids would understand the relavence of that). Then when we got done, I told her I had to go work on the paintball field. Went out there and met up with the other girl... Did her in my little travel trailer of love... Then went back home and did the gf again b4 we went to bed...

And NEVER washed my hands or my dik!!!

ok most perverted thing i done
should i say we :0

me and a gf decided to see how gross we can get on a 100 dollar bet.... after many drinks i decided to act on it....we went cruising for guys and she found this fat slob from a bar and gave him a bj in the back seat.... my turn.... we found 2 homeless guys i got them into the car while she drove and i was on ones lap while the other felt me up.... i then gave them both a bj.... the smell was awful.... but i won

i never felt so dirty in my life... 3 showers and a tube of tooth paste later i could still taste and smell them on me....

i collected the money and made another bet with her... i think ill let her win this time

stinks like pussy