What is it about a blowjob

i have to say, if it comes down it eating her out on her period to get a her to swallow...i can
take the blowjob and forget the swallowing. besides my girl has no desire for sex of any kind
at that point. thank God!!!!!!

Of course she has to have a tampon.Goes without saying

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Originally posted by EricLindros

First order of business; Fefe is really into this thread. I haven't seen this many long-worded fefe posts since like 1996.

im very orally expressive about this topic :P

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Originally posted by ev1l0ne

There are just some visuals I don't need while drinking a cup of coffee.

hopefully no one is having tomato juice or tomato soup or the likes

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Originally posted by stgeorge

Of course she has to have a tampon.Goes without saying

yeah you never know what "goes without saying", because i think most people would say that no pussy eating while a girl is on her period goes without saying!

I am getting better all the time. Not a problem to swallow. If touch my clitoris after he get through I usually can have a shuttering orgasm. As someone said, "Neat!"

ummmm shit! no pussy eating while it is that time of the month PERIOD!!!!! () what do you mean how can you expect her to swallow if you wont eat her at that time of the month what kind of shitfuckery is that there is a big difference between seaman and sperm as oppose to blood and clots (hows that for a visual) and i dont know any woman that would require that kinda shit

again it doesnt matter what the end result is to me the lovely lady may swallow or get decorative with it but it 100% feels better to cum in her mouth if she choose to spit that is up to her

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i think the main problem is that women get stuck on one method

This reminds me of a slutty girlfriend I had when I was much younger. We dated for about 2 years and she LOVED to give great head. Then once out of the blue she asked me to blow it on her tits... I knew right then and there she was cheating on me! (well, about 10 minutes afterward... once I thought about it, anyway!)

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

seriously though when im on my period, i DONT want my pussy licked... perhaps thats just me. :P

It's not just you. I don't want your pussy licked when your on your period either. Gross, man.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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i hope she at least has a tampon in or youll have one bloody face after all that



seriously though when im on my period, i DONT want my pussy licked... perhaps thats just me. :P

Not just you. I still want sex when I'm on my period, but I'll slam my legs shut with a quickness if you try and put your tongue anywhere NEAR there when I'm bleeding!

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

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Not just you. I still want sex when I'm on my period, but I'll slam my legs shut with a quickness if you try and put your tongue anywhere NEAR there when I'm bleeding!

Posts like that make baby Jesus cry.

..and adult Jesus re-crucify himself.

But I like the baby version the best.


Now I have to go rinse my mouth out with....acid or something.

BJ's could also be seen as a tool for measuring how "experienced" she is. We all know that she isn't going to own up to it if the rumors are true about her being very "experienced".

If she's bad at it and doesn't really know what she's doing that could be a good sign, but if she likes to choke her self to death and gag all over it. Well, you might like that too but I bet you won't be bringing her home to meet your parents or rush out to buy her a ring.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Posts like that make baby Jesus cry.

..and adult Jesus re-crucify himself.

But I like the baby version the best.


Now I have to go rinse my mouth out with....acid or something.

holy fucking christ this made me fall the fuck out of my chair

and i agree

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Originally posted by daytona1990

BJ's could also be seen as a tool for measuring how "experienced" she is. We all know that she isn't going to own up to it if the rumors are true about her being very "experienced".

If she's bad at it and doesn't really know what she's doing that could be a good sign, but if she likes to choke her self to death and gag all over it. Well, you might like that too but I bet you won't be bringing her home to meet your parents or rush out to buy her a ring.

What?

No way man. Some people, like me, are good at everything they do. I'm sure the same applies to chicks and blowjobs. I'm sure there are just some natural born cocksuckers out there and it's terribly judgmental just to assume that because she's got a talent for gobbling goo she's the town hoo-ah that sucked 37 dicks including 'Snowball' William's and the guy's in the parking lot.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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What?

No way man. Some people, like me, are good at everything they do. I'm sure the same applies to chicks and blowjobs. I'm sure there are just some natural born cocksuckers out there and it's terribly judgmental just to assume that because she's got a talent for gobbling goo she's the town hoo-ah that sucked 37 dicks including 'Snowball' William's and the guy's in the parking lot.

I've got to agree... some girls just plain suck at it regardless of how much practice they've gotten! You've either got it, or ya don't!

Its an acceptance thing.

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Originally posted by Dakkon76

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I've got to agree... some girls just plain suck at it regardless of how much practice they've gotten! You've either got it, or ya don't!

Not necessarily, some can be taught to give an excellent bj, they just require a bit more practice and a bit more direction is all

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

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Not necessarily, some can be taught to give an excellent bj, they just require a bit more practice and a bit more direction is all

i dont know if someone can be taught to give an EXCELLENT blowjob, but they can improve by quite a bit. i dont think someone who is totally sucks (ha ha.. sucks.) at it is going to one day after a lot of practice blow (ha ha.. blow.) your mind :P


i think a lot of it has to do with enthusiasm and willingness.... a blowjob you have to beg and nag for, and you can tell theyre just hating it while waiting for it to be over in a hurry is no fun for anyone

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

...and you can tell theyre just hating it while waiting for it to be over in a hurry is no fun for anyone

Well, it is emotionally satisfying.

and what is up with all the spit and strings of slobber you see in the bj clips now days IMO thats just fucking nasty gross.

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Originally posted by waywardson

and what is up with all the spit and strings of slobber you see in the bj clips now days IMO thats just fucking nasty gross.

Agreed.

yes the slimey and stringy bj vids are a big turn off.