What is it about a blowjob

I think the art of giving a great BJ has been lost somewhere in the passdowns between the age groups. I have been lucky enough to get quite a few from a multitude of women. I can honestly say though that only two women have done a fantastic job. Sad, ohhh so sad.

i think the main problem is that women get stuck on one method

they find out that they did it a certain way for one guy and he absolutely loved it and they think theyre the fucking master of the blowjob universe, and that they have some fucking Feng Shui ancient secret method of doing it.




no.



the bottom line of it all is that people are different and like different things. some people enjoy jiggling the toilet handle a little before they leave, and i hate milk in my cereal -- everyones different. women dont all cum from the same kind of stimulation, so why the misconception men do?


i think the best you can promise for your partner is not knowing some "secret", but to be able to promise you will listen, pay attention to whats working for them and turning them on and getting them off, and to communicate when shits just not good. :P

Agreed FeFe, also enthusiasm, if you don't like doing it then don't, if you like doing it then act like you do, put forth some effort, and use eye contact, thats hot

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Originally posted by ev1l0ne

I think the art of giving a great BJ has been lost somewhere in the passdowns between the age groups.

i know from experience that this is not true some members of the younger generation(18-25) take care of business just fine

and as chris rock once said " blow jobs....you gotta love them"

All good in theory. How does a guy, tell a gal, while she has her teeth in close proximity to his most beloved possessions that she needs to do a better job of what she is doing?

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Originally posted by WindyM

What is it about getting a blowjob that makes a lot of guys want you swallow?

Because maybe if we hit the womans uvula a balloon will fill up above her head and pop then we win a prize.

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

Agreed FeFe, also enthusiasm, if you don't like doing it then don't, if you like doing it then act like you do, put forth some effort, and use eye contact, thats hot

use eye contact?

i have to admit thats not really my thing. ive had some guys ask me to look up at them and its like look bitch do you want me to pay attention to what im doing or focus on us having some special moment with our eyes?

why is that hot, anyways? :P

It's just the look in some women's eyes that says, I know you are enjoying what I am doing and so am I


I definitely don't mean I want them to stare at me blankly while they bob up and down on my knob

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Originally posted by efilnikufesin

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i know from experience that this is not true some members of the younger generation(18-25) take care of business just fine

and as chris rock once said " blow jobs....you gotta love them"

Okay maybe not all inclusive. In the sample pool I have had, skills were lacking as well as enthusiasm.

Maybe I used too much chloroform?


Chris Rock also said there is no sex in the Champagne Room. He was wrong!

I enjoy asking girls unusual questions while the blow me.

..or dirty talking to them like they're retarded. "Oh baby, that is really good, you're doing a great job..keep trying, you're a special girl"...lulz.

I miss having teh sex....but now that I'm a monk and such, that's cool.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I enjoy asking girls unusual questions while the blow me.

..or dirty talking to them like they're retarded. "Oh baby, that is really good, you're doing a great job..keep trying, you're a special girl"...lulz.

well if youre attempting to kill any kind of sexy mood at all then this would certainly do it


and no wonder no one is blowing you these day

Cos you can see what's going on and you know she loves you. But don't expect if you don't like to reciprocate!

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i think the main problem is that women get stuck on one method

they find out that they did it a certain way for one guy and he absolutely loved it and they think theyre the fucking master of the blowjob universe, and that they have some fucking Feng Shui ancient secret method of doing it.




no.



the bottom line of it all is that people are different and like different things. some people enjoy jiggling the toilet handle a little before they leave, and i hate milk in my cereal -- everyones different. women dont all cum from the same kind of stimulation, so why the misconception men do?


i think the best you can promise for your partner is not knowing some "secret", but to be able to promise you will listen, pay attention to whats working for them and turning them on and getting them off, and to communicate when shits just not good. :P

True and agreed.

Prior to NG only one gal of the many I've had try it managed to finish the job for me. And it took her almost 2 hours.

NG has, over the past two years, managed to work her time down from about 90 minutes to 5 on a good day.

"Neat" is my dirty talk.

Works like a charm.

How did I miss this awesome thread?

First order of business; Fefe is really into this thread. I haven't seen this many long-worded fefe posts since like 1996.

Second, Honda's oral pleasure sessions sound hilarious. Needs to videotape that shit, IMO.

Now, for some replies:

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Originally posted by pterrell

She said that she felt squirmy lol.

Squirmy? Did you bust a nut or put an earthworm in her mouth?

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Originally posted by The_Doctor_

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!!!!! You've set back the womens suffrage movement by 20 years with that remark.

Um, doc, I guess you didn't get the memo but women have been able to vote in the US for the last 90 years, the UK for the last 80 years and isn't exactly a new concept in any modern country. The 21st Century says hi.

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Originally posted by RubbrDucky

Because maybe if we hit the womans uvula a balloon will fill up above her head and pop then we win a prize.

This is gold, and didn't receive nearly enough love, IMO.

read the nike logo.

This is going to sound weird but I don't care if I get a BJ or not. To me the best thing about any sexual encounter is going down on a beautiful girl. Just licking away, being in control, letting the tongue slide from her clitty, around and into her lips and gently poking into her ass.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a BJ as much as the next guy but it's just not that important to me.
I have only met a couple of girls that don't like to be eaten but they are the mood breakers right there. It's not the same if they aren't responsive. And there is no excuse for not doing it, even if they are on their period I will still do it. How can you expect them to swallow when you won't eat them on their time of the month?

Karl

Its no secret that men and women see the world thru different eyes. Women(some) see the whole swallowing thing as a "level of commitment" type thing, men on the other hand just love to have their dick's sucked. Swallowing is the icing on the cake. The best orgasms end with her mouth on my tip. P.S. my girl loves to suck/fuck and swallow. Yea I'm a lucky man. See enjoys a good facial as well!

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Originally posted by stgeorge

And there is no excuse for not doing it, even if they are on their period I will still do it. How can you expect them to swallow when you won't eat them on their time of the month?

i hope she at least has a tampon in or youll have one bloody face after all that



seriously though when im on my period, i DONT want my pussy licked... perhaps thats just me. :P

There are just some visuals I don't need while drinking a cup of coffee.