What is it about a blowjob

this thread is hilarious. women.

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Originally posted by WindyM

What is it about getting a blowjob that makes a lot of guys want you swallow?

what is it about it? perhaps its because their penis is in your mouth? and really, who likes pulling out? :P



i really dont understand what the problem with swallowing is in the first place, women who are "grossed out" by it need to get over that.. i mean the guys dick is in your mouth.... i dont understand how you can find the cum gross when the dick isnt gross?

aside from all that, swallowing makes the blowjob better. like mentioned its less clean up, no mess and much more pleasurable. most women when having a guy cum in their mouth just make it harder on themselves, they stop what theyre doing and just let the guy cum, and they dont have the dick far enough in their mouth. if you keep going WHILE he's cumming then its further in your mouth and wont hit the tastebuds that tell your brain "this tastes salty as FUCK" not only that but it makes it so much better for him...

youve got to keep sucking while hes cumming, but slowing down and sucking softer..... sucking even after he's finished cumming for at least 30-45 seconds after... really soft and really slow. it'll totally make him shiver a little, and he'll love you. he's happy, youre happy... its all good :P

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Originally posted by Seryano

But to swallow is a sign of respect for the man and everything his semen represents.

Everything the semen represents? It's a big wad of goo with some sperm in it. It represents absolutely nothing.

Blowjobs are nice because you get to just relax and not put any work in yourself. It's the same reason girls like to go to spa's and get pampered, massaged and all of that. Blowjobs are a guys version of a day spa. At least to all the guys I know it sure doesn't represent some cosmic bond between you and the girl.

FeFe's got the right idea. Although I don't care much about the swallowing that was a really good description of how to do it for girls who don't get it. You should teach a class FeFe. I know a lot of girls would like to swallow but can't cause they just don't have your technique and they taste too much of it.

Fefe makes me want a blowjob!

Someone sounds like she's got it down to a science...

Lemme guess; no gag reflex either?

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Originally posted by Swiss407

FeFe's got the right idea. Although I don't care much about the swallowing that was a really good description of how to do it for girls who don't get it. You should teach a class FeFe. I know a lot of girls would like to swallow but can't cause they just don't have your technique and they taste too much of it.

@ teach a class.

what (or who) would i use as the example?!

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Originally posted by Morgadeth

Fefe makes me want a blowjob!

Someone sounds like she's got it down to a science...

Lemme guess; no gag reflex either?

well thanks :P

and yeah im not sure about that

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

what (or who) would i use as the example?!

ummmm you know I work less then 10 minutes down the street from you. I think we can work somethin out.

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i dont care if a chick swallows or not just suck me until i cum

I am going to try and keep more dick in my mouth while he is cumming. Funny I never sucked a dick until I was divorced, swallowed then because the cum hit my throat so damn fast I could not do anything but swallow. I think it was the first blowjob for us both.

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Originally posted by WindyM

I am going to try and keep more dick in my mouth while he is cumming.

Best thing you could ever do for your man

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Originally posted by WindyM

I am going to try and keep more dick in my mouth while he is cumming. Funny I never sucked a dick until I was divorced, swallowed then because the cum hit my throat so damn fast I could not do anything but swallow. I think it was the first blowjob for us both.

yeah honestly itll be better, but the best thing is to not have it completely straight in your mouth because it will do the same thing every single time you just dsecribed, it hits the back of your throat and that can have bad unsexy results

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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yeah honestly itll be better, but the best thing is to not have it completely straight in your mouth because it will do the same thing every single time you just dsecribed, it hits the back of your throat and that can have bad unsexy results

Indeed, puking on your partner is not considered a sexy thing to do

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Originally posted by robodick

Hmmmm.... chix want us to gobble them up, juices and all...

Saves you some trouble.

Dead chicks don't have juices.












OH!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN!

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

this thread is hilarious. women.

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what is it about it? perhaps its because their penis is in your mouth? and really, who likes pulling out? :P



i really dont understand what the problem with swallowing is in the first place, women who are "grossed out" by it need to get over that.. i mean the guys dick is in your mouth.... i dont understand how you can find the cum gross when the dick isnt gross?

aside from all that, swallowing makes the blowjob better. like mentioned its less clean up, no mess and much more pleasurable. most women when having a guy cum in their mouth just make it harder on themselves, they stop what theyre doing and just let the guy cum, and they dont have the dick far enough in their mouth. if you keep going WHILE he's cumming then its further in your mouth and wont hit the tastebuds that tell your brain "this tastes salty as FUCK" not only that but it makes it so much better for him...

youve got to keep sucking while hes cumming, but slowing down and sucking softer..... sucking even after he's finished cumming for at least 30-45 seconds after... really soft and really slow. it'll totally make him shiver a little, and he'll love you. he's happy, youre happy... its all good :P

Listen to this expert ! A man cannot describe it better !

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

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Best thing you could ever do for your man

Unless more equals two.

Because two dicks is just ghey.

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

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Indeed, puking on your partner is not considered a sexy thing to do

What?

Oh man... that's why they never return my calls...

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

What?

Oh man... that's why they never return my calls...

You really need to stop listening to the advice Honda gives you

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Originally posted by WindyM

Funny I never sucked a dick until I was divorced

That explains the divorce.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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Saves you some trouble.

Dead chicks don't have juices.












OH!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN!

OH LULZ!

lol

it'd be worse... itd be puking and spitting cum all over the place.... ew. :P


a sexy moment gone HORRIBLY wrong.

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH MY POSTS GETTING REPOSTED LIKE 5 MINUTES LATER?!

It's getting annoying

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH MY POSTS GETTING REPOSTED LIKE 5 MINUTES LATER?!

It's getting annoying

Dutchies.