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what do YOU use as lube

Starter: amazingme57 Posted: 12 years ago Views: 5.8K
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#4687660
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what do YOU use for homemade lube when you runout?
#4687661
Lvl 19
olive oil
#4687662
Lvl 19
I have had success with both cornstarch or sodium alginate mixed with water and heated so the mixture increases in viscosity. Both can be put into a dispenser bottle or stored in the fridge for about a week, but allow them to warm before using have gotten in a hurry before and other party was not pleased. Also any plant that produces mucilage when mixed with water or on their own (i.e. aloe, chia seeds not the ones you get with the chia pets though) work as long as neither partner is allergic to the mucilage. Have heard of using egg whites, vegetable oils ( soy, corn, canola,olive), ginger oil, and coconut oil. Also good old saliva works just fine most the time, though there is an increased risk of women getting a UTI or yeast infestion if they are prone to them. Hope this helps.
#4687663
Lvl 5
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Originally posted by nemisis02

I have had success with both cornstarch or sodium alginate mixed with water and heated so the mixture increases in viscosity. Both can be put into a dispenser bottle or stored in the fridge for about a week, but allow them to warm before using have gotten in a hurry before and other party was not pleased. Also any plant that produces mucilage when mixed with water or on their own (i.e. aloe, chia seeds not the ones you get with the chia pets though) work as long as neither partner is allergic to the mucilage. Have heard of using egg whites, vegetable oils ( soy, corn, canola,olive), ginger oil, and coconut oil. Also good old saliva works just fine most the time, though there is an increased risk of women getting a UTI or yeast infestion if they are prone to them. Hope this helps.


haha it did, basicly i just dont want to hurt my dick :p
#4687664
I find hair conditioner to be a fantastic lube, just hard to get it off when you're done.
#4687665
Lvl 24
Being a woman, especially one who gets really wet, I never have this problem of needing lube


Really? Hair conditioner? Olive oil? Sounds adventurous
#4687666
Quote:
Originally posted by nemisis02

I have had success with both cornstarch or sodium alginate mixed with water and heated so the mixture increases in viscosity. Both can be put into a dispenser bottle or stored in the fridge for about a week, but allow them to warm before using have gotten in a hurry before and other party was not pleased. Also any plant that produces mucilage when mixed with water or on their own (i.e. aloe, chia seeds not the ones you get with the chia pets though) work as long as neither partner is allergic to the mucilage. Have heard of using egg whites, vegetable oils ( soy, corn, canola,olive), ginger oil, and coconut oil. Also good old saliva works just fine most the time, though there is an increased risk of women getting a UTI or yeast infestion if they are prone to them. Hope this helps.


Please tell me this is a joke?
#4687667
Lvl 24
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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Please tell me this is a joke?


What? You don't want a homemade corn starch and egg whites mixture that's been stored in the fridge and then heated up on your pussy?

#4687668
Lvl 22
Monks don't need no stinking lube.
#4687669
Quote:
Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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What? You don't want a homemade corn starch and egg whites mixture that's been stored in the fridge and then heated up on your pussy?




Sounds like a refrigerated yeast infection to me.
#4687670
Lvl 18
I agree FeFe. What happened to KY Jell
#4687671
Lvl 24
wildcat, simplicity in the bedroom is under appreciated perhaps

I don't really have much experience with lube. I once tried out this vanilla flavored lube, but you know, whatevers good
#4687672
Lvl 59
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Originally posted by nemisis02

Have heard of using egg whites, vegetable oils ( soy, corn, canola,olive), ginger oil, and coconut oil.



For fucking or making muffins?
#4687673
Lvl 24
Ginger oil.. can you imagine the smell?
#4687674
I will however say coconut oil...its a good thing. Many uses.
#4687675
Lvl 59
I used some spray-on vegetable oil on the pan this morning when I made an omelet.
#4687676
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

I used some spray-on vegetable oil on the pan this morning when I made an omelet.






I love it when you use the bedroom lubes to cook with, so hot.
#4687677
Lvl 59
I went raw dog on the skillet though. No lube at all for those blueberry pancakes I made.
#4687678
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

I went raw dog on the skillet though. No lube at all for those blueberry pancakes I made.



I'm going to wake people with my laughing

I've got this mental image of being bent over with this can of spray vegetable oil on the nightstand then a quick spritz-ing noise.
Then the next morning...same can on the kitchen counter while omlets are cooking
#4687679
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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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I'm going to wake people with my laughing

I've got this mental image of being bent over with this can of spray vegetable oil on the nightstand then a quick spritz-ing noise.
Then the next morning...same can on the kitchen counter while omlets are cooking


Thanks for that mental image, now I really won't sleep.
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