what do YOU use as lube

I'm damn near 38, and have never used lube.
Hey fellas, how about just gettin' the ladies horny with some foreplay first?!?
They create their own lube. I thought all of this was common knowledge.
"But Funk, what about if she dries up durrrrinnnng sex?"
Answer: Cunnilingus.
"But Funk, I don't like eating pussy."
Answer: You're a dick.

Human blood, preferably from your current partner so as to avoid those blood borne pathogen issues...

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Human blood, preferably from your current partner so as to avoid those blood borne pathogen issues...

Seriously FG, you need to see a doctor

bacon grease

I mean, c'mon, who doesn't love the smell of fresh cooked bacon?

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bacon grease

I mean, c'mon, who doesn't love the smell of fresh cooked bacon?

Might wanna let it cool down first though. Nobody likes singed genitals.

yeah nothing like the smell of bacon in the bedroom to get things going :P

Fortunately I get wet fairly easily and quickly.

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Fortunately I get wet fairly easily and quickly.

Go on.

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Sand

Well, of course.

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yeah nothing like the smell of bacon in the bedroom to get things going :P

Would be just the ticket for the guy with a Miss Piggy fetish.

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Troll.

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Are you showin' me your ass?... well that's one thing a good lube supply is absolutely necessary for. (but I laughed with the rest of you)


Lube. No good toolbox should be without it. Toys are too much fun to use dry. And women in their youth may not have need, but things tend to dry out as they mature, and a little lube can make the difference between a marvelous experience and some discomfort.

things dry out as you mature? i hope i never mature


getting old sounds horrible.

Peanut Butter with the Crunchy Bits for a rough ride.

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things dry out as you mature? i hope i never mature


getting old sounds horrible.

Oh, it's not so bad, but there are downsides. Particularly for you gals.




Punnani, reminds me of a story I read once about a woman that spread PB on her parts and used her Rottweiler or Doberman to get her off. As I recall the story, the dog decided to take a bite. OUCH!

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Punnani, reminds me of a story I read once about a woman that spread PB on her parts and used her Rottweiler or Doberman to get her off. As I recall the story, the dog decided to take a bite. OUCH!

I have heard a similar story but the woman used a trail of dried dog biscuits. No biting, just lots of licking ! Gross.

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I never run out... I have a LIFE TIME supply of "KY INTENSE"

Mmmm KY Intense...Ladies...seriously...invest in some.

ok now im curious, what fun effects do you really get?

Put a tiny dab of sports cream on the pearl, and you'll have an idea.

(no, don't, really)

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ok now im curious, what fun effects do you really get?

I only use it while alone, as I'm sure it doesn't taste very good...but its basically peppermint oil mixed with a lube. As the name suggests, its intense. It doesn't numb or anything, it heightens. A drop of it, and your favorite vibrator...wow!

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I only use it while alone, as I'm sure it doesn't taste very good

Nothing offensive about it's taste, but then in that scenario, I guess I'm probably not too focused on taste.

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I only use it while alone, as I'm sure it doesn't taste very good...but its basically peppermint oil mixed with a lube. As the name suggests, its intense. It doesn't numb or anything, it heightens. A drop of it, and your favorite vibrator...wow!

Sounds awesome, yet I have no vagina. I wish I had a vagina.