Vaginas.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I wanna know who the first girl was that though..."yeah, your first...that would feel awesome".



Ick.

I like to assume a midget was involved somehow.

Also, I blame Chasing Amy.

It's sad when you have a girlfriend you like, because you have to walk this weird line (I'm weird maybe I dunno) between what you can do, versus what you can do, and still actually respect the girl you're dating. If I rammed my fist into a chicks twat..it would be as a parting gift.

I dunno...seriously, what's wrong with people?

A lot of people seem to rock the fisting and extreme gross shenanigans.

I kinda gotta agree when I was younger and growing up. I thought vaginas were gross looking and didn't understand what the big deal was. They just didn't seem all that appealing to me. Well then I had my cherry popped by a girl who knew what she was doing and I learned to appreciate it. I still think roast beef mangled lips are repulsive, but I was lucky enough to find a girl that has a beautiful tucked in vag and I appreciate that shit everyday!!

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I dunno...seriously, what's wrong with people?

A lot of people seem to rock the fisting and extreme gross shenanigans.

I think this is kind of bull. Sort of like how everyone always says they're better looking than average or something. People dun lie.

So you don't think fisting is as widely accepted as it seems?

I don't even think a majority of girls would even let you try it.


And I don't think a majority of dudes would be interested in it.


Or, well, no, dudes are dirty so they'd probably do it. But, yeah, I don't see it going down all the time.

By the frequency I hear about it, I was assuming it was becoming almost as commonplace as anal sex.

But, I hope not. But since I hangout with mostly chicks now, I get a lot of gossip and such.

No.

Just going from personal experience, I've been with more than one chick that was down for anal, and ZERO that were down with the vagina hand-puppeting.

I'd say like 25-30% of chicks are down for the anals. I'd say like 5-8% of chicks are down with teh fisty.*









*these are not scientific results. I just pulled some numbers out of my ass that seem like they should be close.

That seems pretty solid.

Sorry Honder, I me some vagina! Maybe it is dumb luck, but I have seen more than my fair share of vaginas and only ever seen a handfull where I was like, "um, check please" and out the door. Honestly, I don't enjoy the sex as much without going down on a woman. Nothing better than when a woman goes into uncontrollable body shaking and it seems a pipe broke somewhere directly north of where you are doing major work.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

No.

Just going from personal experience, I've been with more than one chick that was down for anal, and ZERO that were down with the vagina hand-puppeting.

I'd say like 25-30% of chicks are down for the anals. I'd say like 5-8% of chicks are down with teh fisty.*









*these are not scientific results. I just pulled some numbers out of my ass that seem like they should be close.

Fetish people are usually pretty up front about their "issues." I would say EL's numbers are probably pretty darn accurate.

I gotta agree with the Family Guy. Some vaginas are better looking than others but a majority of the ones I've seen look just fine to me. The huge roast beef curtains are a turnoff but besides porn I don't think I've ever seen any that were that bad. I'll even go as far to say that most of the vaginas I've seen are pleasant to look at.

Yeah, EL's numbers seem pretty acurate to me too. I've never met any chick that was interested in having me ram my arm up into her vag.

I love vaj, I love to lick vaj and I love to bone vaj....vaj is beautiful.

A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" The Dad confused, asks him " before or after sex?" The kid says "Ummm before sex" So the dad says to him "Well have u ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red peddles." "yeah" says the son."well what about after sex" he says to his dad. His dad replies " Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" The Dad confused, asks him " before or after sex?" The kid says "Ummm before sex" So the dad says to him "Well have u ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red peddles." "yeah" says the son."well what about after sex" he says to his dad. His dad replies " Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"

I just anti boner'd.

I can't imagine a straight guys not liking to look at pussy. I agree some are gross, but 95% I have seen are pretty amazing. If a male doesn't like to look at any pussy, he needs to check his manhood at the door!

You don't like bulldogs?

Or mayonnaise? I thought everyone in Canada put mayo on everything.

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Originally posted by wildcatman

I can't imagine a straight guys not liking to look at pussy. I agree some are gross, but 95% I have seen are pretty amazing. If a male doesn't like to look at any pussy, he needs to check his manhood at the door!

Really?

Vagina is that appealing to you...you look at a chicks vag and are all "oh yeah, vagina!" really?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Or mayonnaise? I thought everyone in Canada put mayo on everything.

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

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Yeah, some are nice others are not. I'm not particularly turned on or off by vaginae.

was thinking the same thing!?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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I don't think that was question - one or the other?

But I completely agree with you.

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