Vaginas.

Howdy brahs....especially monsterk, my newest brah.



I've come to hit you guys with a problem I've had my whole life.

Note: I'm super, super straight...I mean, I like boobies, and all that..so yeah. Recognize.

That being said, how much I like chicks that is...I think the vagina is kinda gross looking.

I remember back when I was a kid, my friend John found a buncha 70's porn mags in his dads garage, and he was showing us and Anthony was like "Eww, what the fuck, we have to stick our dicks in that?!" and we all basically nodded and discussed how gross vagina looks.

Bottom line...I think vagina look super gross. Hairy, shaved...it makes a difference, but not a huge one...I've seen lots of vagina, and I don't much care for the look of any of them.

Love the way they feel and all that, dislike the way they look...

Soo, I guess my question is, as men, or gay chicks....do you find vagina appealing to look at?

I think there is a huge difference from one to another. Some are icky, some are beautiful.

But yes, when I see a beautiful one I think its appealing. Not in the same way that a beautiful painting is appealing....like I wouldn't frame one and hang it on my wall, or wear one as jewelry but generally I think they're pleasant to look at.




btw...^^ None of these I would consider appealing.

Also...I think we both just broke the Lounge rules....soon it will be anarchy.

I kind of agree Honda. I don't find them gross or hideous like you do, but I'd much rather focus on tits and ass (not the asshole, just the overall shape of the ass) while banging broads. Now, it's just my wife's T & A that I get to admire up close and personal, and I'm glad she doesn't care about me going down on her .... cause I don't do that ... not part of my repertoire.

MMMMMmmmmm, I'm Thinking ArBy's...



Yeah, some are nice others are not. I'm not particularly turned on or off by vaginae.

A pussy is a mystical creature.

All mangled and covered with hair.

It looks like the face of a preacher.

And smells like the ass of a bear.

You've been hanging around some nasty bear/women.

And a penis is better looking ?????

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Originally posted by 888SPO

And a penis is better looking ?????

I don't think that was question - one or the other?

But I completely agree with you.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I think there is a huge difference from one to another. Some are icky, some are beautiful.

But yes, when I see a beautiful one I think its appealing. Not in the same way that a beautiful painting is appealing....like I wouldn't frame one and hang it on my wall, or wear one as jewelry but generally I think they're pleasant to look at.

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btw...^^ None of these I would consider appealing.

Those are some nasty looking pussies

Apparently you can get your vahjayjay reproduced as a pendant and then give it to the one you love, so they can wear it on a chain around their neck forever.

Nothing says I love you quite like pussy on a chain.

Eh, I'll go down and all that, I just...you know...don't really examine the dealio before hand...and kinda pretending I'm doing something else while making the chick madd cum. Since well, I'm awesome at everything I do, I expect mah dong to get sucked, so I don't like things to be one sided.

I dunno, I've just never seen a vagina and been like "sweet vag" *boner*

Whenever I catch a solid glimpse of one It's always like when someone makes you a meal that doesn't look particularly good, but you eat it anyway to spare their feelings.

"Oh it's awesome...nom nom nom...loving this shit!" *smiley face*

But inside you're all ""

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Eh, I'll go down and all that, I just...you know...don't really examine the dealio before hand...and kinda pretending I'm doing something else while making the chick madd cum. Since well, I'm awesome at everything I do, I expect mah dong to get sucked, so I don't like things to be one sided.

If you're awesome at everything you do, you shouldn't need to go down on her. You should have her wanting to suck your dong anyway. At least that's how I look at it.

Nah, some of them are not bad. Like, the smooth innie non-lumpy flappy ones.


But those 4 roast beef sandwiches and a dog poo that SP posted are not cute. And chicks with vaghoo-hoos like that ought to be ashamed.

meaty pussy lips-not good

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Nah, some of them are not bad. Like, the smooth innie non-lumpy flappy ones.


But those 4 roast beef sandwiches and a dog poo that SP posted are not cute. And chicks with vaghoo-hoos like that ought to be ashamed.

Ashamed might be a little harsh, I mean you gotta deal with what you have down there, or have surgery. But I agree that when they look like that, they aren't attractive.

Well, ok, maybe I was a bit harsh.

But, at least they should warn a guy (or chick). When that happens and you're not prepared for it, it's fucking scary and jarring. Like shaking the hand of someone who has a prosthetic arm, but didn't feel the need to tell you, so you go to shake his hand, and get this big hunk of rubber, and are like, "OMGWTFA!?!"

I gotta be honest with you bros, and fembro....I've never really seen a truly disgusting vagina IRL..I've seen some narsty ones on the internet..:

http://whatboyswant.com/userprofile/490166
Enjoy the horrors that await in the uploads section.

But even young, well looked after vagina is still...yarg to me. I've seen a few sub-par ones...but nothing redonkulous.

I have this IRL friend that was dating a chick for a few weeks....so after two weeks she finally admits she can't cum unless she gets fisted...

He did it once then broke up with her..he's like "seeing that gaping sucker up close was horrifying".

I mean, I dunno...that kid from Superbad said it best. "Have you ever seen a vagina up close?...*shudders*..It's not for me"

I wanna know who the first girl was that though..."yeah, your first...that would feel awesome".



Ick.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I have this IRL friend that was dating a chick for a few weeks....so after two weeks she finally admits she can't cum unless she gets fisted...

He did it once then broke up with her..he's like "seeing that gaping sucker up close was horrifying".

I actually turned down a chick that was trying to bang me because she was too beefy in the panties. I was like..."Oh, gee, I'm tired and drunk and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."


But, um, twisted fister is just not good times.