US Presidential Candidate Survey:

Since y'all were posting this part, figured I'd do it too:



93% Libertarian

67% Green

64% Democratic

20% Republican



Also, R-Money is like really old and stuff. Not sure I'd wanna bang him if I was like 19.

Oh, wait, he's worth like $5oo,ooo,ooo. Nevermind. <takes off panties and puts them in my purse>

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Also, R-Money is like really old and stuff. Not sure I'd wanna bang him if I was like 19.

Oh, wait, he's worth like $5oo,ooo,ooo. Nevermind. <takes off panties and puts them in my purse>

i'm 20 not 19.

I was talking about someone else.





Also, I said "like 19"

20 is like 19, right?

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Originally posted by Ramsann

i dunno. i kinda like him as a person tho. so that helps.

You know him as a person?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Also, R-Money is like really old and stuff. Not sure I'd wanna bang him if I was like 19.

Oh, wait, he's worth like $5oo,ooo,ooo. Nevermind. <takes off panties and puts them in my purse>

Pfft... fine. For that kinda money, I guess I'd let him take me out to a nice steak dinner.
Not prostitution or anything though. Just a sugar daddy.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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You know him as a person?

all mormons know each other!!!

Hottest person on that list is Obama...dude is made of swagger and sex appeal.

Take that..chick on the list.

Also, I edited my freakout post to include answers...

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Originally posted by Ramsann

...all mormons know each other!!!

Hmm... I know that's not right, but I don't know enough about Nephi to disprove that...

I am honestly not impressed with any of our choices and was just thinking about it and I'm going to write in 'Eric Lindros' when I vote.

(REALLY)!

We should all do that!!!


"In the news today, a write in campaign has been started to elect retired hockey star Eric Lindros as president.

Eric Lindros has this to say "What is this, I don't even.""

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Hottest person on that list is Obama...dude is made of swagger and sex appeal.

Take that..chick on the list.

Also, I edited my freakout post to include answers...

But he's a smoker.


I mean, I'll date/hook up with/sex/whatever a girl who smokes, but, you know, I'd prefer he/she didn't.

But back on topic-

I don't know who half of these people are.
Kinda don't care who they are, especially since we apparently agree on less than half of the issues, so that works out.

Then do we have the Canadian vote too?

I just noticed that Notech's answers got 78% for this guy:



Good stuff!

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Originally posted by Notech_The_Abbot

Then do we have the Canadian vote too?

The only thing your country gets from Canadians is laughter.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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But he's a smoker.


I mean, I'll date/hook up with/sex/whatever a girl who smokes, but, you know, I'd prefer he/she didn't.

I'd become a smoker.


Of Obama wang.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

But back on topic-

I don't know who half of these people are.
Kinda don't care who they are, especially since we apparently agree on less than half of the issues, so that works out.

I seen that one dude on The Daily Show the other night. He seemed nervous and unlikable.

The one..libertarian dude.

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Originally posted by EricLsauce

I just noticed that Notech's answers got 78% for this guy:



Good stuff!

Fantastic.

But the issue in this is that Ron only beat Barrack by 1% in my test and this is of concern to me!

and well canada

Jimmy McMillian's party is the Rent is Too Damn High Party.

Damnit, I think I have to vote for him out of the principle of awesome.

Check out his website: http://www.rentistoodamnhigh.org/ It's so awful it's wonderful. It's like a website from 1995.

And check out his store: http://www.rentistoodamnhigh.org/id115.html

That guy looks just like me when I tan, AWESOME. I still want to do the write in.

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...dude barely changed between 18 and 58.

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LIES!

Double also, fuck that site is horrible.

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Originally posted by Notech_The_Abbot

That guy looks just like me when I'm in blackface, AWESOME. I still want to do the write in.

Fixed.