I don't know, my BFF Jill?
Oh, I can't think of any new ones off the top of my head..but do you guys remember that "Dell guy"...the one who always went "dude, you're getting a Dell!" If I could find that guy in real life, id feed him my old ass Dell Dimension 4100 tower...biggest piece of shit ever. God I hated that shit eating grin he had too...just thinking about it makes me wanna bounce his fucking head off some pavement.
Oh, and there are these new commercials for some kinda cat litter, or cat treats or some shit...and the tagline is "only cats can be cats"..and they have all these ugly ass dipshit men pretending to be cats, using litter boxes and stuff. How fucking desperate are you to be on TV? Your whole family is going to see you pretending to be a fucking cat...have some fucking dignity you stupid fucks..I hate all those commercials..and I hope all those dudes enjoy their fail and Aids.
Im sure I have more, since I am very passionate about my TV commercial hate..i'll add more later. (as I seen them and get pissed off)
HipsterDufus 18 years ago
I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE, YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE.
CALL 0800 107 107 NOW, I SAID 0800 107 107 N0W!!!
The caps are on purpose. You have some moron shouting at the screen selling Safestyle Windows. Anyone in the UK should know these ads, and will no doubt hate them too.
Apparently I hate telecommunications commercials.
The latest one I can't stand is the Verizon commercial where some older dude wanders around the house giving cell phones to his wife and kids saying, "Because you're my number 1." Then walks outside and opens up his own cell phone saying, "For numero uno." Really, that's just dumb as shit.
And the Taco Bell commercial where the dude is giving advice to his brother about not dating a chick with a dragon tattoo and not getting a chihuahua or something, and always order hot sauce on your chaloupa or whatever. Then the older brother's girlfriend comes over and tells him to take out his dog. That one sucks sweaty donkey nuts too.
I don't know if other countrys get hardees commercials or not but I'll never eat at hardees with their guys eating burgers with their mouths open and making nasty sounds while they eat.
The Scottrade commercial with the owner of the company in a helicopter blabbering on has been annoying me lately.
Also, I think it's a liberty mutual commercial with some lady singing, "...and you don't know, something somehting, lately" all somber and annoying like.
Advertising from the station I am already fucking watching shits me no end.
cpl4fun_2011 18 years ago
anyone near Cleveland knows what I'm talking about when I say "the freaky furniture guy with the manikins" never seen one worse I'll have to record a few and up them to youtube.
deathrider138 18 years ago
Now I don't wanna get off on a rant....
I absolutely hate those commercials for "male enhancement" products. They're supposed to "increase that certain part of the male anatomy". For christs sake just say "increase the size of your dick". And I love the fact they say "if this wasn't true could we make a commercial about it". If you have enough money you can make a commercial about damn near anything.
Also, commercials for phone sex or even worse text message sex. In the age of the internet is this really necessary?
Why pay $1.99 per minute or more when I can get all the porn I want for free of the internet. Half the time you don't even have to look for porn, it finds you. Sometimes I wonder "do people actually use these services?". And the sad thing is that Im sure they do, because you can't fund that commercial to appear every time theres a break in a show or movie that is on after midnight.
Any commercial that involves Subways. Specifically, the ones that over-emphasizes the already well known fact that all fast-food products have grease in fat in them. The only exception is the recent one with Peter Griffin in it, whom ironically, is quite obese.
those fucking e-sure adverts with Michael Winner. nothing annoys me more on tv...except reality shows.
