TV Commercials you Hate

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Originally posted by sugarpie26

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Thats pretty bad, thankfully I live in Canada and have never seen it until now.

I hate pretty much any Tim Horton's ad. Honda will know what I'm talking about.

Consider yourself lucky. The long version of the one I posted is nails-on-a-chalkboard disturbing.

I'll have to do a Tim Horton's ad search on youtube tomorrow. I think I'm too tired to do it now.

Don't blame me if you don't like what you find.

Oh...and happy 100th post to me!!! Officially not a noob anymore?

Those Extenze commercials you know to enlarge that "certain part of the male body", I hate those ads. I mean they can't say penis? I bet if you take three of those pills your prostate explodes.

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Originally posted by sugarpie26

Don't blame me if you don't like what you find.

Oh...and happy 100th post to me!!! Officially not a noob anymore?

Congratulations!

Thanks

btw...nice avatar!

Any commercial with that shouting moron Billy Mays in it. That asswipe seems to sell every piece of crap that you know will never ever work in real life the way it does on the commercials. But wait...it's a staggering $1,459.00 value for only $19.95. Call now and you'll get the matching his and hers Ginsu cutting knives as well!!! GIVE ME A BREAK........arrrggghhhh!!!!

Any "Insert activity is my anti-drug" commercial.

I hate all of them. Every single last TV commercial. And I reserve a special form of loathing for any pharmaceutical commercial.

Come to think of it, I pretty much despise TV in general.

The Lipozene commercial!! The one that says it's "clinically proven to reduce body fat" ... if you read the fine print on the bottom it says during the trials users lost an average of like 3.3 pounds in 8 weeks... holy shit, what a wonder-drug!!

Then they say that you get your money back "if it is not clinically proven to work within 30 days" ... I'm guessing this is different than a guarantee and instead, they'd tell you... "well, we've already clinically proven it, sorry we don't offer refunds."

Anyway, the stupidity of infomercials fascinates me, I can't get enough of them

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Originally posted by sugarpie26

I hate pretty much any Tim Horton's ad. Honda will know what I'm talking about.

Yeah, especially that piece of shit one, where those brothers bond over hockey and coffee, in the middle of winter. I GET IT YOU DOUCHEBAGS WE'RE CANADIAN...STOP RAMMING IT UP OUR ASSES ALREADY.

I'm surprised they didn't have a moose, and giant Canadian flag somewhere in it...

Kidzbop, I realize it's for kids and all, but it's annoying.
I watch a lot of Nick and Cartoon Network with my son, cause I'm a bad parent.

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I hate those commercials!!

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Originally posted by jeepncolo

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I hate those commercials!!

Yeah, those are heinous.


BTW, I don't know who you are, but you've got a pretty slick avatar.

Shamwow guy.

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Hey, shitbag, you're not a fucking fighter pilot, you're in a studio which presumably has access to a fucking boom mic. Take of the face microphone, WoWfag. I'd like to slit your throat and clean up the mess you make with a SHAMWOW!!

Ugh.

that asshole trying to sell oxyclean soap ,shut the fuck please

I hate Tampon commercials. We know the girls need them, so why do they have to make it all sexy at first, then POW,, she's raggin and you need to buy this... I mean really, do we all not know that this is a necessity and have to advertise it.. I think they start off well then fuck it up.

If Im Phill Knight, from Nike, Im learning something from this.. IMO..

I record my viewing pleasures on a PVR before I sit down in front of the boob toob. So I miss a lot of the in between stuff that people hate as I always use fast forward function.

jack links (beef jerky) commercials....man jus leave big foot alone wat tha hell did he do ta anyone???

when I say Hillshire, you say farm! Hillshire! Farm! GO MEAT!

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there's one out there for a swiffer mop, or some shit like that, and the commerical is set up in a courtroom, and, I guess the premise is that the old mop is guilty of not cleaning up enough. Anyways, the lawyer asks the lady on the stand to "point to the defendant" so she points to the mop, and everyone gasps. What gets me is the innacuracy. Everyone in that courtroom should know who the defendant is...it would've made more sense for the lawyer to say "Please point to the guilty party" or somethine along those lines. Who the fuck else would be the defendant except the person sitting in the defendant's chair!??

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That home pregnancy test that is a fancy, technological, over dramatic set up, adn then it says "The most sophisitcated thing you'll ever Pee on."

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(god, I have a lot of commericals I don't like)

any commerical for birth control. It kinda goes along the lines of not liking anythin about tampons

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"Its my money, and I want it now!" some financial guys, I think JG WEntworth

The little AIG kid with the whiney voice.

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I'd like to put his little whining voicebox in my blender.