4tookerplace 16 years ago
Those SoBe commercials are awful. The animation is poorly designed and just plain ugly.
Billy Mays is dead so he won't be screaming to sell oxyclean any more
For a change of pace, here's one I love. At least the actress in it. It's the Zyrtec commercial with the redhead who hasn't ridden her bike because of allergies. She is fine and I'd like to see her in more commercials or moving on to movies.
Any "Sketches" shoes commercial.
The ones where they're all sitting around like assholes, and some chick comes over and talks about this cheap, fugly shoes like they're awesome.
Shitty commercial is shitty.
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I like animals more than your average bear, but I just can't take this commercial.
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You know, I liked Noah Wyle as Dr. Carter.
But after that, his career choices sucked. Like "The Librarian" and that commercial
I've only seen like 8 seconds before I changed the channel, plus the trailer, but still, what a shitbomb. lolz.
I don't have cool youtube clickable links, since dial up..but I have two current commercials that are fucking pissing me off, but I think both are only in Canada.
The first is the Canadian Olympic commercials. When I go to the movies, they have this 10 minute little thing about "getting to know your athlete" then they show some faggot I'll never, ever care about, go on and on about how cool they are or something. Which sucked ass, UNTIL they started having commercials that are pretty much the exact same thing only shorter, narrated by Donald Sutherland. It's trying to get us to care enough to watch the Olympics..but I'll be be honest, even if they had a naked female breast giggling sport...there is still only a 15-20% chance I would watch the fucking Olympics. Because of this, I truly, honestly hope Canada doesn't win a single fucking gold medal, so they can all feel like fucking failures after being shoved down my throat for the past 5 months. Fuck you, Canadian athletes..you're going to fail, just like usual.
The second is the "support your local television" commercials that are on constantly. They find some asstard person and they talk about how important local television is. "If you didn't have local television, then you wouldn't get your home town updates." If I want to know what's going on in my town I'll read the fucking news paper. You stupid fucks. The only reason I care, is becuase they're literally playing these commercials like every time a fucking commercial break comes around..to the point where it's like a favorite movie, you know all the words and shit. it's fucking irritating as hell.
They put such a big god damn emphasis on it too, like if we lose local television our dicks are going to fall off. No, a bunch of random faggots are going to be out of the job, and since they work for LOCAL TELEVISION, and you're playing these commercials constantly on LOCAL TELEVISION this only impacts their lives, and while I do sympathize, I don't like being hassled into having to care about something. They're all fucking smug about it too, like they know something we don't "Once local TV is gone, you'll be sorry.." kinda attitude. Nope, I'll use the internet, or read the paper, and continue to not care EVEN REMOTELY about local television.
Like I said, I think both these things are specific to Canada...but god damnit they're fucking annoying. I mean, average commercials get annoying, even if they're alright, or for something. But when two different causes get together and trying to force you to care, it's so fucking frustrating. No matter how many times you play it, no matter how often I have to suffer through your bullshit commercials, I will never, ever even slightly care about my stupid ass loser fucking Canadian athletes that are bound to fail like jerks anyway, or supporting my local television, which I never watch, and could not possibly care less about.
Fuck you Canada, seriously. you're pissing me off now.
It's my money and I need it now!
That damn commercial can make me homicidal.
I could go for a kit kat.
Any and all McDonald's commercials..................whoever is in charge of their marketing department needs to be drug through broken glass
