The Forbidden Spam.

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Originally posted by scrog

Thongs. Are they made of rubber?

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Sounds like it would pull on your ass hairs, because guys tend to have those.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Somebodies mad they're not from a real country.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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Sounds like it would pull on your ass hairs, because guys tend to have those.

It's only natural

Ouch

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Originally posted by Honda_X

One for me:



One for TK:



One for bustmall:



One for SP:



One for Bangles:



One for Fefe:



One for Lindros:



One for Kanzen:



One for Hurramsann...who hasn't read any of this:

Mine's the best. Then Hondas. Then the rest of you commoners.

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Originally posted by Davey45

I know....I spent all my money on boats and flip-flops and sun tan lotion.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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JIZZ WARNING.

(which nobody here gets because they haven't seen The Wire...)

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Originally posted by Davey45

It's all good. People in the northeast don't care for flip flops. Toe shoes, however, are perfectly acceptable.

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Originally posted by Davey45

Flip flops for dudes are perfectly acceptable in one of three scenarios:

1. You're at the beach. If you are wearing sneakers or loafers or some other shoe at the beach, you're retarded.

2. You're on the boat. (See above)

3. You're at a backyard barbeque of some type and it's not winter.

Anywhere else, please wear shoes.

1. is okay.

2. Fuck no. You need some traction on a boat. Flip flops are terribad for that.

3. Fuck no again, but more so. BBQ means you'll be around a bunch of people who will be like, "Hey, bob, how's it go...OMGWTFX WHY CAN I SEE YOUR UGLY MAN FEET! YOU'RE RUINING MY FUCKING APPETITE AND NOW I DONT EVEN WANT ANY BBQ!! WHAT KIND OF INDECENT BUTTFACE WEARS THAT SHIT WHEN I BROUGHT MY KIDS AROUND? JERKASS."

Sure, he might only be saying that on the inside as to protect your stupid feelings, but rest assured, he's saying it.



Don't try that at any BBQ I'm at.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

In addition, I don't know whatthefux is going on in this gif but it seems somewhat relevant to current events.

I wish my computer was that nice.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ dros. you know i love your dog.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I lol'd way more than necessary at this.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Even the dog is too ashamed to look at the camera.

Are you speaking on behalf of that fine animal? I might have to kill you.

It looks like he's speaking on the behalf of my dog's collar.

i was wondering the same thing, why the thought bubble didn't go to the head

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Originally posted by EricLindros

1. is okay.

2. Fuck no. You need some traction on a boat. Flip flops are terribad for that.

3. Fuck no again, but more so. BBQ means you'll be around a bunch of people who will be like, "Hey, bob, how's it go...OMGWTFX WHY CAN I SEE YOUR UGLY MAN FEET! YOU'RE RUINING MY FUCKING APPETITE AND NOW I DONT EVEN WANT ANY BBQ!! WHAT KIND OF INDECENT BUTTFACE WEARS THAT SHIT WHEN I BROUGHT MY KIDS AROUND? JERKASS."

Sure, he might only be saying that on the inside as to protect your stupid feelings, but rest assured, he's saying it.

OK, so we're in agreement on situation 1.

When I said on a boat, I wasn't refering to The America's Cup or some shit. I mean cruising and fishing with some buddies. *Note (You should invest in a decent pair of Sperry or Reef flips. Ones with a sneaker-type grip. Not those shitty plastic Walmart flips. The good ones will grip as good as any shoe).

As for #3, Just change man feet to "rediculous toe-shoes" and it's pretty dead on.

I won't defend hippe, surfer, lazy dirty foot dude who wears flip flops everywhere. Especially indoors at night. There's no need for that at all.

I happen to wear flip flops pretty often in the summer, being a female in Florida and all, so it's pretty acceptable. However I think those cheap foam/plastic kinds are just.... cheap. I suppose my shoes would be considered more sandals, IDUNNOSTHO.

I think women should be required to have nice looking feet that they take care of if you're going to wear them. Otherwise, still gross.

Also, here's a turtle on a record player.

WTF, I'm bothered by my "here's".


Lindros, can you use here's when meaning "here is" or are you just a douchebag if you use it that way? I tried looking it up, but nothing conclusive other than the fact that it can be used in a toast (Ex: Here's to big penis) and such.

I'm pretty sure here's is acceptable for "here is".

Also, people with gross toe nails can wear loafers to the beach.

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Originally posted by Davey45

I'm pretty sure here's is acceptable for "here is".

Hmmmm yeah it just didn't look right to me for some reason.

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Originally posted by Davey45

Also, people with gross toe nails can wear loafers to the beach.

Someone should tell that to the scary Eurobros we get on our beaches then.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i was wondering the same thing, why the thought bubble didn't go to the head

Because some things are only worth so much time expenditure, and when in a hurry, I use Paint. Too many limits.

Just laugh and call it over, for cryin' out loud.

Damn Callout critics and PS experts, gettin' all high'n mighty on me. Uhhuh, you twos knows whos I'm talkin' about.

Fashion police - FUCK'EM

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Originally posted by bustMall

Just laugh and call it over, for cryin' out loud.