The Forbidden Spam.

I like his style..I might start switching it up.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

@Lindros: I enjoyed his near orgasmic "THIS IS SPECIAL!".

Indeed that was special

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Originally posted by EricLindros

ANd here's a dog taking a piss: [ Image ]

That what I call using what you got to the max.

I can hear that little pug saying to a dog twice his size "Ruff, ruff-RUFF, rrrrruufff", which of course means "Piss on THAT, asshole".

why are lawyers so god damn expensive.

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Originally posted by Ramsann

why are lawyers so god damn expensive.

When stripped down to it's basic root cause, because for reasons I am powerless to explain, people keep voting lawyers into political office.

yeah life sucks. o well

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

O, hai.

Yeah, i'm surprised this spam thread is even still open I guess i haven't been posting much during the day either the past couple of days. Must be because i had so many envelopes to stamp and seal.

Do you mail them too? Or does someone else do that?
Cause I'm still waiting for the one you addressed to me to show up.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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that's the part with the penis thrusting.

It totally is.

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Originally posted by Ramsann

why are lawyers so god damn expensive.

Depending on what type of case you have, you might be able to find one who works on contingency.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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Do you mail them too? Or does someone else do that?
Cause I'm still waiting for the one you addressed to me to show up.

PM me the full address






And yes, i do mail them myself!! i fucking wish that's all i did. when i first stated here 7 years ago it was supposed to be as just a general office person... like upgraded receptionist. then it was oh we'd like you to coordinate all the purchasing, shipping/receiving, material sales management, accounts payable, accounts receivable, payroll, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc FUCKING ETC.

i dont even have an official job title or cards to give to people when they ask for it. its like "yeah... sorry... they can't fit all my titles on one card." should just get ones made up that say Office Go To Bitch.





Also bros, it's raining assholes outside.... i'm surprised the power hasn't gone out over here. Fucking Florida..... beautiful. At least most people have left for the day, i'm totally dubstepping it out with Pandora whilst doing paperwork, just for the fuck of it.

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Depending on what type of case you have, you might be able to find one who works on contingency.

how would I find one?

Lawyers are expensive because (1) they spend a lot on school, so they have to charge a lot to pay that back and (2) because if you need one they know it's because of something important and so they know you're willing to spend a lot for what you need.


I don't know the best way to find a good lawyer. I've been fairly unimpressed with a few that I've used for various things.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Lawyers are expensive because (1) they spend a lot on school, so they have to charge a lot to pay that back and (2) because if you need one they know it's because of something important and so they know you're willing to spend a lot for what you need.


I don't know the best way to find a good lawyer. I've been fairly unimpressed with a few that I've used for various things.

if I was rich I wouldn't complain but I'm
Not

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Lawyers are expensive because (1) they spend a lot on school, so they have to charge a lot to pay that back and (2) because if you need one they know it's because of something important and so they know you're willing to spend a lot for what you need.

Objection. (lulz, yeah i did it.)

Are you sure it's not because they get elected into political offices?

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Originally posted by Ramsann

if I was rich I wouldn't complain but I'm
Not

I might still complain a little if i was rich, depending.

We could always go rob Honda, you know... catch him with his pants down sort of thing. Or Kanzen, that guy always seems to be carrying a stack of big faces in his money clip.

I'll just show them my bewbs

That might not get you enough for a lawyer

Seriously guy?


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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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Objection. (lulz, yeah i did it.)

Are you sure it's not because they get elected into political offices?

Well, I'm not 100% sure, but I don't really see the connection. I mean, bankers and hedge fund managers and CEOs make a lot of money, but they generally aren't lining the halls of Congress.



But yeah, if I was a lawyer I'd lawyer for boobs. But I'm not sure that's "ethical" or something or other.

Have you seen the show Suits? It seems like it would have some Lindros appeal.


Of course they're on like episode 5-6 of the 2nd season now.... so you'd have to watch it from the start.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

But yeah, if I was a lawyer I'd lawyer for boobs. But I'm not sure that's "ethical" or something or other.

be my lawyer... oh and we are kinda married so i think i can even give you the secks for it?? xoxo