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I thnk I wear long pants maybe 5 times a year. I also have never owned a scarf.

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Originally posted by Davey45

I also have never owned a scarf.

Bold.

How does it feel being poor?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

When I went there, we couldn't even go out during the height of the day because it was like, 38c outside and we don't do shorts.

Man up, pussy. I wear pants all the time in the middle of the summer down here. I thought Canadian guys were supposed to be manly.

I know....I spent all my money on boats and flip-flops and sun tan lotion.

Wait until Lindros reads your post about you wearing flip-flops, bro. He won't approve.

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Originally posted by Davey45

I know....I spent all my money on boats and flip-flops and sun tan lotion.

Your boyfriend must treat you pretty well, little lady.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

Man up, pussy. I wear pants all the time in the middle of the summer down here. I thought Canadian guys were supposed to be manly.

Yeah, I'm guessing your balls get pretty sweaty too.







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JIZZ WARNING.

It's all good. People in the northeast don't care for flip flops. Toe shoes, however, are perfectly acceptable.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Your boyfriend must treat you pretty well, little lady.

hey, i've got expensive tastes.

OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111ONEONE


laptop = ready.


panties = ruined.

All forms of shoes that aren't just god damn shoes are horrible.

If you're a girl..go nuts. It's hot.

If you're a man...just uhh...just shoe. Don't sandal or flip flop or..toe shenanigans. Just...my opinion I guess.

Heed my warning sirs....lest one night ye be out on the town, maybe with a lovely young floozie. You will hear the faintest of whispers saying "look at this jackass over here." you'll look around only to see two vague, dashingly handsome men in the distance.

That will be my dad and I making fun of you for sucking.

Whenever a fat girl wears spandex, we'll be there.

Whenever a mother puts one of those leash things on her kid, we'll be there.

Whenever you go to Wal-Mart on your day off and you're wearing a sweater with three wolves howling at the moon, we'll be there.

We will be there.....unless we're not, because we're elsewhere..sleeping with your women.

@Fefe: Congrats. You should have just bought a new one.

@Davey: That's the way to be bro..make em work for it.

Flip flops for dudes are perfectly acceptable in one of three scenarios:

1. You're at the beach. If you are wearing sneakers or loafers or some other shoe at the beach, you're retarded.

2. You're on the boat. (See above)

3. You're at a backyard barbeque of some type and it's not winter.

Anywhere else, please wear shoes.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

@Fefe: Congrats. You should have just bought a new one.

well i didn't and i'm happier for it. i love that laptop.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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well i didn't and i'm happier for it. i love that laptop.

Enjoy your dated specs bro.

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Originally posted by Davey45

Flip flops for dudes are perfectly acceptable in one of three scenarios:

1. You're bi-curious

2. You're homosexual.

3. You're gay.

Anywhere else, please wear shoes.

Fully agreed.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Enjoy your dated specs bro.

Shit was free, and fucking awesome, bro.

If Cananda is beating Amerioca it's a pretty sordid state of affairs

In addition, I don't know whatthefux is going on in this gif but it seems somewhat relevant to current events.

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Originally posted by scrog

If Cananda is beating Amerioca it's a pretty sordid state of affairs

Somebodies mad they're not from a real country.

Thongs. Are they made of rubber?

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