The Forbidden Spam.

Dirtied a lot of dishes making that stuff.

And they were all red.

It looked like I mutilated a body or something.

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God I hope that's what she looks like when she cums.

I hope she never looks like that ever.

Cross-eyes are the devil.

She's having a foodgasm.

I love it when otherwise pretty chicks look retarded when they cum. Or yell something fucked up. Shit rules.

A close girl friend of mine once told me when we were younger that when she would have sex with her boyfriend she would yell out "TAKE THE PUSSY" over and over again.

Sounds a little molesty-sex to me, but you know.... whatever does it for everyone.


I didn't know quite what to say in reply. Doesn't happen to me that often.

If she said that to me I would be like, "Okay" and pick her up and walk into another room while fucking her.

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If she said that to me I would be like, "Okay" and pick her up and walk into another room while fucking her.

You'd walk in the other room while fucking her?




I'm just saying that i would be thoroughly impressed if that kind of stuff went down whilst fucking

I'd also be like, "So, where to?"


And then she would get mad and not come and she'd get pissed at me for not taking anything seriously.


Not that anything like that has ever happened before, you guys.

Are you the guy that doesn't take anything seriously in relationships, pissing off all the serious business women?

Sfilllhighe? Hdgw he.

Big hifh, olid.

...O'm Done

Kinda.

Also, as a general rule it seems chicks get kinda more serious during the secks. Like, jokes don't go over as well then.

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Like, jokes don't go over as well then.

THIS!

Holy fuck.

I'm a queef giggler too. It's a bad time.

I'm not sold on this queef business. It's never happened to me, i think it's like the g-spot theory

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THIS!

Holy fuck.

I'm a queef giggler too. It's a bad time.

I've been told that they have to concentrate on having orgazzzzzms, and if you are emotionally goofy it ruins everything.

Seems like sorcery to me.

Do you ever jerk off while laughing at the same time? For serious, I don't think i could do it.

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Do you ever jerk off while laughing at the same time? For serious, I don't think i could do it.

Yes.

Recently I jerked off, half asleep, while reading cracked.

Women and their fail organs.

2 in the god damn fucking morning.

Jesus christ.

If I hadn't reached out and tried to express myself, I'be be alseep like 1 (maybeeeeee) 2 hours ago...
God Damn fucking bullshit. Now, at best, i can get 2 fucking hours of sleeo. Fucking bullshit. I might as well just go to work now and save myself some timee.

Damnit.Fuck.Shit.Whore.Hell.Voldemort.Sodomy.

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That mother fucker took like two hours to make.

Not counting the trip to the liquor and grocery stores.

What were/are the pinkish looking things lining the bowl?

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I actually haven't eaten any of it yet. It's sitting in the fridge overnight so that the raspberry-booze sauce soaks into the ladyfinger things and absorbs all the fruity goodness. But it better be fuckin delicious...which I think it will be.

Nvm.